American Horror Story premiered this week on FX and it is about a family that goes to the west coast for their second chance at their rocky marriage and buy a home that they acknowledge is “four times worth” what they paid for it. Their Realtor acted creeped out during the tour and finally admitted that the last owners died in a murder/suicide and blogs went wild calling her “the worst Realtor ever,” which is ridiculous that people take fake tv that seriously, but whatever.
The show is gruesome, violent, and filled with horror (and latex suits, and sex, you get the picture). We’ll be watching AHS this season to watch how the worst house ever sold in history treats their new homeowners… we’ve got a bad feeling about this one (and how idiot bloggers plan on flaming the real estate industry over a fictitious story of a haunted(?) house).
Edna is the nosy neighbor who is poking her nose in everyone's business. She's listening with a cup at someone's back door, going through neighbors' trash, and peeking at passerbys from behind the curtain- and she's hopped up on coffee, so be kind to her, lest she points her binoculars in your direction.
