Bring the kiss – ways to kiss your career goodbye

Apparently some agents will promise anything to fill their open houses and to sell their properties. I’m beginning to wonder if some of the typos I find are intentional. There just can’t be that much booze in this world… You guessed it –  it’s Blooper Friday, folks:

Peculiar Open Houses

“Bring the kiss for fun” (Only if you bring your wallet for dinner.)

“Wine and chest served” (Another party guaranteed to leave lasting mammaries…)

“Drip in between 2-5” (I’ll alert AARP – they all have leaking problems.)

“Join us at Sunset – wine, cheese, 3 piece condo” (Methinks a “3 piece condo” is best complemented by hammers and nails.)

“Coffee and muffits served” (BYOB curds and whey.)

Curious Offers

“Labor Daf sale” (I see you stocked up.)

“Discount for cast” (You’ll need one when the seller breaks your knees.)

“We do shot sales” (Cool, line up the Cuervo and pass the salt.)

“Rose covered ark” (Noah must be entering the Rose Bowl Parade.)

“Pigged floor in living room” (‘Seems someone is bringing home the bacon…) 

Mumbo Dumbo

“Stereo peakers included” (Oh great – musical peeping Toms.)

“Please test me” (You already flunked, Vinnie Barbarino.)

“New surf on deck” (Wet house at high tide.)

“Wok of Art” (Another circular home designed by Arthur Long Gone Wong)

More Than I Ever Needed To Know

“Ask about our shorts” (Okay – how’d you get the brown stains?)