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“Screamed porch” and other insane marketing bloopers

These very real marketing bloopers have been spotted in the wild and they’re so ridiculous, we have to share them with you right away. Enjoy.

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Welcome to the marketing bloopers roundup, folks. As summer draws to an end, it is apparent that spelling has also gone on hiatus. Thanks to Jane Peters of Los Angeles and Patty DaSilva of Davie, Florida for your contributions – you cracked me up!

The MLS Mess

“Georgeously house” (Ask him if he also does hair.)

“School has hight point score” (It’s obvious that school is not your Alma Mater.)

“Neer restorants and shopling” (…And yet so far from reality.)

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“Covenent” (A coven for nuns? We Catholic school grads might find that redundant.)

“Buyer’s should find out permit to responsable” (Agent should buy big dictionary to do the same.)

Sad Ads

“This is zoned.” (As are you.)

“Offrs wil be rejctd”  (Apparently all vowels will be rejected as well.)

“Screamed porch” (It probably saw your spelling.)

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“Neuter colors” (The color of my skin after my hysterectomy?)

“Erotic wood” (Nope, not going there…)

Regrettable Remarks

“Ham blown glass” (That’s one talented pig!)

“Mable front fireplace” (But I bet her a_ _ gets hot.)

“Wolf in kitchen” (Little Red Riding Hood on the cover of a milk carton.)

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“Gyrator for power outage” (That’s neighborly for your wife to entertain the locals during blackouts.)


“Laid wood cabinets” (Well at least someone is getting lucky.)

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!

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