Have you ever wondered what agents are drinking when they enter their new listings on the MLS, or when they create real estate ads? Shouldn’t there be a three martini maximum when typing?
Then again, it isFriday, and I schertainly shupport an erly Happpy Hour chelabration. Sho here we go: ANOTHER ROUND ON ME!
Chew and Spew
“New waste evacution pump” (That’s called an intestine, pal.)
“Hurled wood in library” (Empty kegger and unconscious teens on front porch)
“Landscaped with agave and yucc” (The kegger must have started on the lawn)
“Close to large pork” (Must be in the same neighborhood as Congress)
“View of coastal beef” (Hmmm…is he single?)
“Built in bierd cage” (Home of ZZ Top)
Is This Legal?
“New redhead deck & built-in poker table” (Ah – spice and vice. I’ll explain it to you blonds later.)
“Walt hanging included” ( Thanks, but no thanks, Uncle Vito – we’re not in Jersey anymore.)
“Wet bra by pool.” (Naked chick in jacuzzi.)
“Info on Homostead Act (I think that was called Prop 8…)
“Include all farms with offer” (Ark should be completed shortly…)
“Expansive views of the boy” (For those who wish to homostead?)
“New kitchen toil” (That’s how I feel every time I turn on the stove.)
“REO home – histerical area” (Buy this home and the joke is on you!)
Not For the Faint of Heart:
“Art dico design” (Tattoo on the tooteroo?)