Some agents and brokers really “stepped in it” this week, metaphorically speaking that is. If you smell something rotten, it could be your spelling. Thanks to Patty Da Silva for her great contribution from Florida for this week’s Blooper Scooper, and to my buddy Jane Peters for her never-ending great blooper finds here in Los Angeles. Check out these stinkers:
Bathroom Blues
“Custom stink” (You must know my dyspeptic neighbor.)
“Pedal sink” (Does it have handlebars and a horn?)
“New sunk in master ba” (Like your frontal lobe?)
“Elegant sicks in bath” (How elegant is a head heaving into porcelain?)
“Top end toilet” (I believe toilets are for your bottom end…)
Talk to Me Sweetly
“Not too bed” (That’s right, pal…not unless you ply me with a helluva lot of martinis first!)
“Buyer couldn’t perform” (There’s a blue pill for that…)
“Just hit marget” (I’d prefer to hit you.)
“Will sacrafice” (What did you give up – your IQ?)
I’m Simply Floored
“Flor newly polished” (Did you buff her, too?)
“Floors need sand” (That little detail will cost about $2800 per foot in Malibu.)
“Floors listen” (Are your other imaginary friends as courteous?)
“Hadwood floors” (Haswood brain.)
Ouch
“Overspay will be fixed” (“I believe that’s redundant,” said the neutered cat.)
“Complaints about nose” (I’d think you’d have more complaints about the plate in your head.)
Calling Dundee, Mates!
“Crocks in pool surface” (Body parts in pool water.)
