I’m the number one agent
Top 1%? The top 1% of what, the U.U.W.S.O….the Unprofessional, Unethical, Whiney, Show-Off Group of Realtors? The top 1% of Realtors with brown eyes who have the most clients named Kathy, the top 1% of Realtors who over price their listings, or how about the top 1% of Realtors who sold big white homes with red roofs on Friday afternoons? There is a category for everyone.
I’d like to give honorable mention to all those Realtors who are actually top producing Realtors but fail to mention that they have 50 other agents working under them.
The million dollar producer. This is not hard to accomplish people. Any Realtor who sells a million dollars worth of real estate gets to use this great title.
What about the I’m Awesome Club?
Then there are the Realtors who just love to tell you what clubs they are in such as the presidents club, platinum club, the 100% club, the I make more than you club, the I sell more properties than anyone in my office club. Where are these clubs? Do they meet every wednesday night and is there a secret knock? I bet there is even a Grand Poobah of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes too?
How about the Realtors who list all of the designations they have such as the I know how to work with older people designation or the I know how to use a computer designation or how about one of my favorites, the I just bought a home for $10k this morning and I am going to sell it to my poor unsuspecting buyer this afternoon for $100k, who is already paying me a commission and a finder’s fee designation (you know who you are) or the I know how to work with a buyer designation, the my broker also knows how to work with buyers designation, and finally the I know how to sell a home designation. C’mon people, isn’t that our job?