Okay, we were sitting around doing funny quotes from famous movies and thought, why not share them with you all. None of the quotes below have a source or a movie name. Why? Because we want you to test your pop culture knowledge in the funny quotables genre.
Here are the rules: No google, no searching of any kind. See if you can name the following in order! Good Luck!
- Did you not tell them that they were the Lord’s chips?
- We get caught laundering money, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE A** prison.
- You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.
- I’m so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There’s no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there’s no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I’m ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There’s no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It’s kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it’s fiwring my body with rage / I’m the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a s*** / Maybe someday, they’wr awr notice me / And untiwr then, I’wr be ronery / Yeah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me…
Team America: World Police
- What’s up with it, Vanilla Face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside
- I wash and dry, I’m like a single mother
See you this friday!