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Funny Friday Flashback Quotables

realtor-genius-pop-culture.jpgOkay, we were sitting around doing funny quotes from famous movies and thought, why not share them with you all. None of the quotes below have a source or a movie name. Why? Because we want you to test your pop culture knowledge in the funny quotables genre.

Here are the rules: No google, no searching of any kind. See if you can name the following in order! Good Luck!

  1. Did you not tell them that they were the Lord’s chips?
    Nacho Libre
  2. We get caught laundering money, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE A** prison.
    Office Space
  3. You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.
    Napolean Dynamite
  4. I’m so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There’s no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there’s no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I’m ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There’s no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It’s kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it’s fiwring my body with rage / I’m the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a s*** / Maybe someday, they’wr awr notice me / And untiwr then, I’wr be ronery / Yeah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me…
    Team America: World Police
  5. What’s up with it, Vanilla Face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside
  6. I wash and dry, I’m like a single mother

See you this friday!

Benn Rosales is the Founder and CEO of The American Genius (AG), national news network. Before AG, he founded one of the first digital media strategy firms in the nation has received the Statesman Texas Social Media Award and is an Inman Innovator Award winner. He has consulted for numerous startups (both early- and late-stage), and is well known for organizing the digital community through popular offline events. He does not venture into the spotlight often, rather he believes his biggest accomplishments are the talent he recruits and develops, so he gives all credit to those he's empowered.



  1. Sock Puppet

    August 17, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    LOL I thought I pushed the limits on Reagent, but #2 goes just that little bit further.


  2. Loren Nason

    August 17, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    #1 -> not a clue
    #2 -> Office Space!!! – Greatest Movie Ever
    #3 -> i know it but i dont know it
    #4 -> beats me
    #5 -> still clueless
    #6 -> i guess i suck at this game

    I still laughed though

  3. B. R.

    August 17, 2007 at 7:24 pm

    Come on guys, I know you guys know this stuff! I’ll let you off the hook on monday…

  4. Lani

    August 17, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    do I get to guess or am I eliminated for helping suggest movie quotes? 🙂

  5. B. R.

    August 18, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    no you don’t get a vote! 😉

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