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Home with a god view: other-worldly MLS bloopers

Some errors in home descriptions are too good not to share, and on each week, there are so many found across the nation, that there is enough to give you this blooper reel.

The Blooper Scooper is back, folks. Bad-spelling-while-selling seams to be an epidemic. Thanks to Jane Peters and Bruce Walter for sending me some great contributions this week. These are from all over the country, lest you think all the nuts are here in L.A.
Check these out:

Splitting Hairs

“Lots of fres hair” (Thank you, Rosanne Rosannadanna.)

“Nice bungalou”  (Oh, Lucy – Desi’s bongos have been located.)

“Polish Peg Floors with visible knots” (Polish Peg needs to take a laxative.)

“Branch swerved” (Apparently the IQ delivery truck swerved, too.)

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“Crow moldings” (And here I thought Alfred Hitchcock was dead…)

Room With A View

“Has god view”  (Let me guess – pearly gates, too?)

“Near subway” (…said Jared, while drooling at the thought of yet another sub club.)

“Creates a feeling of sanity” (Uh, I think that ship has sailed…)

“Lost parking” (Kinda like the agent?)

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“Thi luncheon providedd” (Thi art out to lunch already.)

This One Is For The Birds

“Hear the birds chipping” (How do they hold on to the golf club?)

“Huge Malibu cornpound” (Can you whip me up some tortillas?)

“House overlooking buffs” (Don’t tease me like that.)

“Sun and swaying pams” (Pam needs to lay off the martinis.)

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Blooper of the Week

“Cool de sack” (Well that explains the ice bag in your trousers.)


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  1. AgentGenius

    May 10, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Gwen is so awesome, a lady who loves to see ya smile. 🙂

  2. Ryan Schattner

    May 10, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Thats one of my favorites every week.

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