Something may have been rotten in the State of Denmark, but the MLS isn’t smelling much better. Check out these stinkers and clinkers from the MLS and other real estate ads if you’re in the mood for a few giggles:
Something Seems Amiss…
“One moth incentive” (So do you wave a wool sweater before their little eyes?)
“Come see a good hose” (All I can see is a dumb hoser.)
“This yer special” (Aww, yer special, too… in a really slow kind of way.)
“Near shipping area” (Can I pass out my card to a few cute sailors?)
“Ice cram served” (That’s even too kinky for me…and I live in L.A.!)
“$10k bonus to close end” (Have you tried the “ice cram”? That oughta close your end!)
Now I’m really Confused
“Drawwing for fre tip” (Here’s a “fre tip”: Try removing your baseball mitt when you type.)
“Out with the old, usher in the mew” (Interesting, an old broad with a gigolo and a cat?)
“Prussians can stay” (…So said the Germans, but how’s that workin’ out for ’em now?)
“Dog hole will be fixed” (Honey, I believe it’s the protrusion that requires alteration…)
“Turn R at chich” (…Got stoned with Chong?)
“Water dramage” (That’s what I tell the bartender when he puts too much water in my scotch.)
“Too mush to desscribe” (That’s what I tell the bartender when he bends over in his tight jeans.)
This Week’s Faves:
“Windy path” (You must be describing my Uncle Paddy’s boxer shorts.)
“Invisible wall of gass” (That’s what we call my Uncle Paddy after a few beers and a sausage.)
