Too Much Time On Your Hands
“Moisture intruder” (Announcing the new superhero – Hose Man!)
“Bath byday” (Drink much by night?)
“One hat property!” ( One headless agent…)
“Out address is…” (Let me guess – Harvey Milk’s party invitation?)
Too Much Information
“Mole in basement” (Last entry on the CIA Office Directory.)
“Wires near house not hot voltage” (Well, you obviously stuck your tongue on something!)
“Small lak in master bath” (Note to kayak enthusiasts: Avoid brown water.)
“Steps to bach” (It’s pretty hard to dance to St. Matthew’s Passion.)
Too Much To Be True
“Los of light” ( That’s what happens when you pass out after the 5th martini.)
“Maturd trees” (When the wind blows, that must cause a real sh_tstorm!)
“Looking for backer” (Is this a house or the Indianapolis Colts?)
‘Rash before it goes” (I suggest you try a strong ointment…)
“We welcome all inquirkies” (Sign on your door at Nuts-R-Us treatment Facility, sweetheart?)
Too Much Grass
“Big lawn for kids and pots” (So are you suggesting we cook ’em?)
“Newley laid law” (Gloria Allred must have gotten lucky last night!)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell and Sell!
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chestnutpark
July 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm
@kwri HA!
BlueFernRE
July 13, 2012 at 4:07 pm
This is great for some Friday real estate humor :)!
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