Hi Friends – it’s blooper day, and I found some hilarious gaffes on the MLS this week. I think I finally figured out why we consistently see such errors – agents are letting their pets write their listing remarks. On the other hand, I suspect that my dog can spell better than some of these culprits, so I may be casting unfair aspersions. Thanks to Jane Peters of Los Angeles for the Blooper of the Week (she hit the mother lode with that one).
Is There A Pulse?
“2 beds uhg” (Me Tarzan, you dummy.)
“Big barths” (Yeah, that usually accompanies a bad hangover…)
“No balls after 9 pm” (My ex had the same problem.)
“House will shit all buyers” (Hence the corn particles in the front yard?)
“Sorry – already bought” (Sign taped to back of seats in the House Chamber.)
Can You Detect A Heartbeat?
“Stay toned for open house schedule” (Man, L.A. sure is a tough market!)
“View from top of hell” (Graffiti on the wall in the Oval office john. )
“Just needs lifts” (…said Tom Cruise’s agent to his producer.)
“Pool chub” (Caption under a photo of me in my bathing suit at the office BBQ.)
“House on coroner” (How convenient – he’s already there to pronounce himself dead.)
Pull The Plug
“Coop for sale” (Oh, is Foster Farms going out of business?)
“Drop in sot” (I see you’ve met the guys who play poker with Uncle Paddy.)
“Coy fish in big pond” (Where are the gregarious fish – in the kegger pond?)
“Big water fault in back” (That’s called a tsunami, and if I were you, I’d run like hell!)
“Bright, Quite garden condo. like home 3bads and 2 full bath, fire place3 tend-om parking, incloding refrigcrater” (Take the fork out of the socket and then remove your aluminum foil hat, because your hair is on fire…as is your career.)
Sheila Wall Bell
September 12, 2012 at 6:40 pm
Absolutely! Clearly these folks don’t follow you/agbeat.
September 12, 2012 at 11:55 pm
We found one by a friend recently and their response was “please don’t feature my typo on AG!” lol
September 13, 2012 at 8:42 pm
@ShayRealEstate @ShayRealEstate Thank you, Shay. I post them every Wednesday on Agent Genius so be sure to check in every week for the fun!
September 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm
@kwri TGIF indeed!
September 15, 2012 at 3:05 pm
@NYRS_REBNY @rebny thanks for retweeting this!
September 17, 2012 at 2:30 am
@ShayRealEstate Thank you, Shay!
September 17, 2012 at 9:39 am
@CENTURY21 Haha – very funny!
September 17, 2012 at 2:02 pm
@ThePacifics Thank you so much, Karina! Have a great week!
September 17, 2012 at 5:32 pm
@REBNY thanks for retweeting!