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Gift Ideas for the Real Estate Agent in Your Life


The holiday season is quickly approaching, and I know how hard it is to come up with great ideas for the real estate agents in your life. So, I have developed a list of great gift ideas for real estate agents. Now, if you ARE an agent, feel free to just print out this list and give it to your loved ones.

Top 6 Gift Ideas for Real Estate Agents

#6: An iPhone

Every real estate agent, deep down in their heart of hearts, wants an iPhone. Even the ones who already have one would like a NEW one … or ANOTHER one. How cool would THAT be? 2 iPhones?!

#5: Fake Call Software

It is always a roll of the dice when a real estate agent goes to meet with a prospective client, lender, business 2 Business group or even while simply standing in line at Starbucks. You never know when they will need an escape plan for that awkward moment when they can’t seem to get away.

#4: Fog Ring Blaster Gun

Because it is not a good idea to have a real estate agent armed with REAL ammo … not in THIS market.

#3: Animatronic Singing and Talking Elvis Bust

One of these in their office will help drown out the occasional profane outbursts that often follow conversations with irrational buyers/sellers/other agents …

#2: Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster

[Image Source] Because what real estate agent’s morning is complete without a slice of the Dark Side with their coffee?

#1: A Client

The number one gift that you can give the real estate agent in your life is a living and breathing buyer-client who has 20% down, great credit and reasonable expectations regarding what to offer on a property and wants to only look at 5 homes and close in 30 days.

I hope that this list helps YOU when it comes to finding that “perfect something” for the real estate agent in your life.

17 Comments

17 Comments

  1. Benn Rosales

    November 7, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    lol! No, I want the toaster!

  2. Elaine Hanson

    November 7, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    Tell us more about the Fog Ring Blaster. I am intrigued.

  3. Mariana Wagner

    November 7, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    Benn – No kidding. That toaster rawks!

    Elaine – “The New Zero Blaster launches 2 to 4 inch diameter non-toxic fog rings that sail up to twelve feet. Easy to use, it is a great stress buster and with practice you’ll be able to create bigger and better rings.”

  4. Elaine Reese

    November 7, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    Well, I got my Christmas present early I guess … put a #1 in contract last night with NO counters.

    I think I’d like the Blaster Gun also.

  5. Mark Eibner

    November 8, 2008 at 12:16 am

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  6. Matt Stigliano

    November 8, 2008 at 7:17 am

    I’m really torn between the toaster and the iPhone. Of course, I don’t eat much toast, but it is Darth Vader toast. Made me think of the Eddie Izzard sketch about the Death Star as well…and that always makes me laugh.

  7. Mariana

    November 8, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Elaine – Congrats!

    Matt – Eddie Izzard KILLS me. I almost forgot about that one.

  8. Matt Stigliano

    November 8, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Mariana – Being married to a Brit you wind up watching a lot of Eddie Izzard. And I’m not complaining. He’s hilarious.

  9. Paula Henry

    November 8, 2008 at 9:46 am

    I want an iphone first – your right, every agent secretly wants one. I just love the games:)

  10. Julie Anne

    November 8, 2008 at 11:28 am

    I would like an I Phone. I don’t have A T & T, but it would be a cool thing to have. The holidays are right around the corner. Thank you for the run and refreshing post.

  11. Vicki Moore

    November 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Now I have to make some changes to my Christmas wish list.

  12. Thomas Johnson

    November 8, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    What’s an iPhone?

  13. Lisa Sanderson

    November 9, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    You people got it all wrong…#3 is *the* perfect gift to lift sagging spirits around the office. Thankyouverymuch!

  14. Stacey Lee

    November 11, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Well thank you for your thoughts. I have been longing for an iPhone.

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