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Have you ever had a buyer that was so enthusiastic about their potential home that they have a list a mile long of requirements? The front door must face east, the windows must be Pella brand, the carpet must be cut pile berber, it must be within two lots of a fire hydrant, needs to have wooden rods in the closet, not metal and of course the exterior paint must be barn red.
You already know what home they need and will love based on their actual needs and you’re going to show them that house, but in the meantime you may end up feeling a bit like the character in this video that is just so funny, we can all relate to (whether about a buyer or otherwise):
Can you relate? Maybe in a former career or if you’re one of our readers that is a designer first and foremost?
This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see what’s currently on the menu. I must warn you, you may want to hit the sauce and trim the fat:
I’m In the Mood For Food
“This hame is well stocked.” (Thank you, Porky Pig.)
“Hear is the glolden egg!” (…Which apparently comes scrambled.)
“Counter w/ new pop and fresh” ( Fat little dough boy included.)
“This one has alla the gravy” (Said Carmella Soprano as she proudly served her baked ziti.)
“You’ll marble when you see this beauty” (Bummer. At least Lot’s wife got to be a condiment.)
“We hamdle REOs” (That’s one way to bring home the bacon.)
Ham Fingers…So The Pork Lingers
“Small pad w/ view of peer” (Why go home when you can sleep at the office?)
“This is not a TIC” (…said Jeff Goldblum’s hands.)
“This pad in the Hollywood Hills is phat.” (So is your head, Biggie Smalls.)
“Cabinets w/ polished mental inserts” (Listing w/ punch drunk mental idiot.)
“This is a Short Shale” (Say that five times really fast.)
Is It Happy hour Yet?
“Just done finished floored” (Bottle done, finished agent on floor.)
“Cork floors in bar aria” (Methinks the cork was popped several drinks ago.)
“Stunning hammerred doors” (Offered by stumbling hammered dufus.)
“This condonimiun has all the trimmins” (Sauced agent has the tremorrrrs.)
SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE – THE FINALE!
“Bask in the warm sin by the pool” (Yay – party at Charlie Sheen’s pad!)
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Andy Kaufman
January 15, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Bubb Rubb 2.0?
Wooo Wooo
Lani Anglin
January 15, 2008 at 3:03 pm
OMG- you’ve seen Bubb Rubb?
This guy is too funny- I would totally do business with him after hearing the ending… he’s SERIOUS about his work!
Jeremy Hart
January 15, 2008 at 3:14 pm
HAH! That’s awesome. Beautiful day in MD – thanks for putting that one up, Lani.
Andy, great reference. It’s all for decoration.
Andy Kaufman
January 15, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Bubb Rubb is legendary around here.
Another funny little tidbit about the BubbRubb video is that the lady that they talk to, Roxanne was an agent in my office when I first got started in the business.
Check it- https://www.millerarts.com/interactive/BubbRubb/BubbRubbSoundBoard.html
Oaktown represent!
Lani Anglin
January 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Jeremy, no problem- glad you enjoyed the video!!!
Lani Anglin
January 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm
NO WAY, Andy!!!! So, you’re 3 degrees from the famous WOOO WOOO??? Now I have a friend in high places 🙂
Benn Rosales
January 15, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I want this guy on our television commercials and mailers- dummy!
Corey
January 15, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Sanford and Son ring tone! Need I say more?
I love it. Great find
Lani Anglin
January 15, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Corey- that is the only song in the world that to this day I randomly get stuck in my head and can’t get it out for weeeeeks.
Bow Bow Bow Dow (that’s my attempt at the S&S song)
ines
January 15, 2008 at 8:37 pm
I’m just sitting here laughing – where do you get this stuff?
Lani Anglin
January 15, 2008 at 9:09 pm
I was looking for something specific on YouTube and for some reason, this popped up. It was purely accident. 🙂 So glad I did though.
I hope he visits soon to see all the fun things we’ve said about his vid!