Silly
Totally non-real estate related….so?
Have you ever had a buyer that was so enthusiastic about their potential home that they have a list a mile long of requirements? The front door must face east, the windows must be Pella brand, the carpet must be cut pile berber, it must be within two lots of a fire hydrant, needs to have wooden rods in the closet, not metal and of course the exterior paint must be barn red.
You already know what home they need and will love based on their actual needs and you’re going to show them that house, but in the meantime you may end up feeling a bit like the character in this video that is just so funny, we can all relate to (whether about a buyer or otherwise):
Can you relate? Maybe in a former career or if you’re one of our readers that is a designer first and foremost?
This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see what’s currently on the menu. I must warn you, you may want to hit the sauce and trim the fat:
I’m In the Mood For Food
“This hame is well stocked.” (Thank you, Porky Pig.)
“Hear is the glolden egg!” (…Which apparently comes scrambled.)
“Counter w/ new pop and fresh” ( Fat little dough boy included.)
“This one has alla the gravy” (Said Carmella Soprano as she proudly served her baked ziti.)
“You’ll marble when you see this beauty” (Bummer. At least Lot’s wife got to be a condiment.)
“We hamdle REOs” (That’s one way to bring home the bacon.)
Ham Fingers…So The Pork Lingers
“Small pad w/ view of peer” (Why go home when you can sleep at the office?)
“This is not a TIC” (…said Jeff Goldblum’s hands.)
“This pad in the Hollywood Hills is phat.” (So is your head, Biggie Smalls.)
“Cabinets w/ polished mental inserts” (Listing w/ punch drunk mental idiot.)
“This is a Short Shale” (Say that five times really fast.)
Is It Happy hour Yet?
“Just done finished floored” (Bottle done, finished agent on floor.)
“Cork floors in bar aria” (Methinks the cork was popped several drinks ago.)
“Stunning hammerred doors” (Offered by stumbling hammered dufus.)
“This condonimiun has all the trimmins” (Sauced agent has the tremorrrrs.)
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“Bask in the warm sin by the pool” (Yay – party at Charlie Sheen’s pad!)
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Vicki Moore
October 21, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Happy birthday to you….
Happy birthday to you…I guess you don’t want to hear me sing AGAIN!
Lisa Sanderson
October 21, 2008 at 3:33 pm
All the best to you on your birthday, Lani!
John Lauber
October 21, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Happy Birthday Lani. You RAWK
Jay Thompson
October 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm
All the cool kids were born in October.
Happy Birthday you sweet thang!
Ricardo Bueno
October 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Lani!!!
Drew Meyers
October 21, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Happy birthday! See you soon at the meetup!
Jason Sandquist
October 21, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Umm… Happy B-Day again
monika
October 21, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Happy Birthday Lani!! Hope you have an extra special day!
Mariana
October 21, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Happy Birthday … You have one of the coolest B-Days ever.
Ines Hegedus-Garcia
October 21, 2008 at 7:50 pm
look what @respres did for you at REBarCamp – pretty cool https://qik.com/video/434079
Brad Nix
October 21, 2008 at 8:01 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNjsOHiBYs
Brian Miller
October 21, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Happy Birthday Lani. hope it is/was a GREAT one…
Derek Overbey
October 21, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Still 45 minutes left of your birthday so here is one more shout out……..HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANI!!!!! You are da BOMB!!!!
Vicki Lloyd
October 21, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Happy Birthday Lani!
Russell Shaw
October 22, 2008 at 12:27 am
Hope it was wonderful. You are.
Steve Simon
October 22, 2008 at 6:15 am
Beleted Happy Birthday Wishes to you!
I enjoy reading your posts, content and style.
Kris Berg
October 22, 2008 at 7:51 am
Now we’re the same age! 🙂 Hope Benn bought you something very expensive. Happy Birthday!
Missy Caulk
October 22, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Ok that was too much fun to watch, I was even tempted to do my first Video on Seesmic.
naah,
I’d rather look at my camera.
Hope you had a good one !!!
Lani Anglin-Rosales
October 22, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Thank you everyone for such a wonderful birthday!!! You guys rock!
ines
October 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Awwww, come one Missy, you can do ti! MISSY! MISSY! MISSY!! (I did my first one on my bday in Aug. btw)
Paula Henry
October 22, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Happy Belated Birthday — the great thing about late birthday wishes are they make the day longer, giving you more time to celebrate 🙂