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….nuff said!!  Happy Birthday my friend – this place would be nothing without you!


Ines is all Miami, all the time. A Miami Beach Realtor® with Majestic properties, Ines authors,, and and is always on communication's leading edge. She goes out of her way to engage and be engaged, often using Mojitos to keep the mood light and give everything she does a Miami flavor. You can find her goofing off or instigating trouble at Twitter, Flickr, Facebook or LinkedIn.

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  1. Vicki Moore

    October 21, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Happy birthday to you….
    Happy birthday to you…I guess you don’t want to hear me sing AGAIN!

  2. Lisa Sanderson

    October 21, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    All the best to you on your birthday, Lani!

  3. John Lauber

    October 21, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Happy Birthday Lani. You RAWK

  4. Jay Thompson

    October 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    All the cool kids were born in October.

    Happy Birthday you sweet thang!

  5. Ricardo Bueno

    October 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm


  6. Drew Meyers

    October 21, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Happy birthday! See you soon at the meetup!

  7. Jason Sandquist

    October 21, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Umm… Happy B-Day again

  8. monika

    October 21, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Happy Birthday Lani!! Hope you have an extra special day!

  9. Mariana

    October 21, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    Happy Birthday … You have one of the coolest B-Days ever.

  10. Ines Hegedus-Garcia

    October 21, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    look what @respres did for you at REBarCamp – pretty cool

  11. Brian Miller

    October 21, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    Happy Birthday Lani. hope it is/was a GREAT one…

  12. Derek Overbey

    October 21, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Still 45 minutes left of your birthday so here is one more shout out……..HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANI!!!!! You are da BOMB!!!!

  13. Vicki Lloyd

    October 21, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    Happy Birthday Lani!

  14. Russell Shaw

    October 22, 2008 at 12:27 am

    Hope it was wonderful. You are.

  15. Steve Simon

    October 22, 2008 at 6:15 am

    Beleted Happy Birthday Wishes to you!
    I enjoy reading your posts, content and style.

  16. Kris Berg

    October 22, 2008 at 7:51 am

    Now we’re the same age! 🙂 Hope Benn bought you something very expensive. Happy Birthday!

  17. Missy Caulk

    October 22, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Ok that was too much fun to watch, I was even tempted to do my first Video on Seesmic.


    I’d rather look at my camera.

    Hope you had a good one !!!

  18. Lani Anglin-Rosales

    October 22, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Thank you everyone for such a wonderful birthday!!! You guys rock!

    PS: who won the bet for Twitter mentions of my birthday? also, whoever won owes me money…. lol

  19. ines

    October 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Awwww, come one Missy, you can do ti! MISSY! MISSY! MISSY!! (I did my first one on my bday in Aug. btw)

  20. Paula Henry

    October 22, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    Happy Belated Birthday — the great thing about late birthday wishes are they make the day longer, giving you more time to celebrate 🙂

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Funny video most real estate professionals can relate to



Have you ever had a buyer that was so enthusiastic about their potential home that they have a list a mile long of requirements? The front door must face east, the windows must be Pella brand, the carpet must be cut pile berber, it must be within two lots of a fire hydrant, needs to have wooden rods in the closet, not metal and of course the exterior paint must be barn red.

You already know what home they need and will love based on their actual needs and you’re going to show them that house, but in the meantime you may end up feeling a bit like the character in this video that is just so funny, we can all relate to (whether about a buyer or otherwise):

Can you relate? Maybe in a former career or if you’re one of our readers that is a designer first and foremost?

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Funniest Realtor parody videos you’ll see all minute, guaranteed!



Who says the phenomenon of funny cat videos and stupid girl falling in a fountain while texting at the mall videos don’t spill over into the real estate world? We’ve highlighted three hilarious real estate videos below that are well worth the ten minutes to watch, even if you’re in the office and have to put headphones on.

Video 1:… the best part is at 2:29… MOVE!

Video 2: I Love You, Man… the best part is the whole clip. If you haven’t seen this horribly inappropriate movie, the lead character is a Realtor. He is awesome.

Video 3: Realtor loves his job. Or something… the best part is at 0:39. Is that the fireplace over there!?

Tell us in comments which video moment caught your eye!

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A pig and a poke (The MLS “Menu”)



This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see what’s currently on the menu. I must warn you, you may want to hit the sauce and trim the fat:

I’m In the Mood For Food 

“This hame is well stocked.” (Thank you, Porky Pig.) 

“Hear is the glolden egg!” (…Which apparently comes scrambled.) 

“Counter w/ new pop and fresh” ( Fat little dough boy included.)

“This one has alla the gravy” (Said Carmella Soprano as she proudly served her baked ziti.)

“You’ll marble when you see this beauty” (Bummer. At least Lot’s wife got to be a condiment.)

“We hamdle REOs” (That’s one way to bring home the bacon.) 

Ham Fingers…So The Pork Lingers                                            

“Small pad w/ view of peer” (Why go home when you can sleep at the office?) 

“This is not a TIC” (…said Jeff Goldblum’s  hands.) 

“This pad in the Hollywood Hills is phat.” (So is your head, Biggie Smalls.) 

“Cabinets w/ polished mental inserts” (Listing w/ punch drunk mental idiot.)

“This is a Short Shale” (Say that five times really fast.) 

Is It Happy hour Yet? 

“Just done finished floored” (Bottle done, finished agent on floor.) 

“Cork floors in bar aria” (Methinks the cork was popped several drinks ago.) 

“Stunning hammerred doors” (Offered by stumbling hammered dufus.) 

“This condonimiun has all the trimmins” (Sauced agent has the tremorrrrs.) 


“Bask in the warm sin by the pool” (Yay – party at Charlie Sheen’s  pad!)

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