Can I have your attention? I have just been handed an urgent and horrifying news announcement. So I need you to stop what you’re doing and listen to me …
I’m not Macho Nacho blogger. I’m also not worth the gum on the bottom of someone’s shoe. And don’t even get me started on my lack of participation in the Blog Fiesta.
I’m just a girl telling a boy that she loves him.
Dammit. Tobey threw that one in. I swear.
That’s fine. I’m a self-contained unit. (One whose alma mater currently ranks higher than BOTH OU and UT in the BCS standings.)
So there.
Where the bold saguaros
Raise their arms on high
Praying strength for brave tomorrows
From the western sky.
Where eternal mountains
Kneel at sunset’s gate
Here we hail thee, alma mater
Arizona State!
No cowbell necessary. If you’ll excuse me, we’re goin’ streakin’ down to the quad.
Jonathan Dalton is a Realtor with RE/MAX Desert Showcase in Peoria, Arizona and is the author of the All Phoenix Real Estate blog as well as a half-dozen neighborhood sites. His partner, Tobey, is a somewhat rotund beagle who sleeps 21 hours a day.

Todd Carpenter
October 19, 2007 at 6:06 am
Jonathan,
I have a list of bloggers that I’ve been meaning ask if they want to do interviews. Just been short on time lately. You’re on that list. Look for an email, maybe tonight.
Jonathan Dalton
October 19, 2007 at 6:23 am
Ah, guilt … the ultimate aphrodisiac. 🙂
Benn Rosales
October 19, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Enjoy that bcs ranking while it lasts my friend… while it lasts. =]
Lani Anglin
October 19, 2007 at 6:38 pm
OMG, you are insane. Certifiably.
You’re on BOTH lists, and you KNOW it. Now go to your room and think about what you did!
Jonathan Dalton
October 19, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Ed … are you saying you want me to report the news again?
Jonathan Dalton
October 19, 2007 at 6:46 pm
And I was wrong on OU … I think they’re back ahead of ASU through some fluke of the system.