Failing And Flailing
“Your real estrate professional” (Somehow I doubt that.)
“Turn right after road caves” (Shall I assume that’s the way to the hospital?)
“Slopy hillside on big lot” (Sloppy agent on big bar stool..)
“Flour boxes add to charm” (Only if there’s a cake involved, pal.)
“Nice spice for kids” (How long to you cook them?)
The Lava Lamp is On
“Steps to beach and sad” (You are already there, pal.)
“Hang left at Ocean, hang right, park there if you want to” (Yo, Surfer Dan, is that medicinal grade you’re smoking?)
“New high roof” (Come down from there, Dan – that’s a drainpipe, not a bong.)
“Reasonable HOs in building” (Good, ‘cause no one wants a stubborn Ho.)
Auto-fill Follies
“Building restrictions ornery” (Just dealing with the Dept. of Building and Safety makes me ornery!)
“Lovely cannon setting” (That’s one way to keep the neighbors in line!)
“Yore neighborhood professional” (You’re right about one thing: “Yore” time is up.)
“Apple street parking” (Can I park my melons there, too?)
Really? REALLY???
“Player piano and grandfather cock negotiable” (Grandma never wanted that annoying old relic, so why would anyone else?)
