{"id":18815,"date":"2022-06-14T08:51:15","date_gmt":"2022-06-14T13:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/?p=18815"},"modified":"2022-06-14T20:02:32","modified_gmt":"2022-06-15T01:02:32","slug":"marketing-typos-often-seen-in-real-estate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/real-estate-marketing\/marketing-typos-often-seen-in-real-estate\/","title":{"rendered":"Spell well to sell: Hilarious marketing typos often seen in real estate"},"content":{"rendered":"

Endless marketing typos<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, my friends, you are certainly in for some laughs this week. Thanks to Jan Pastras <\/a>and Carlo Cappomazza <\/a>of Los Angeles for their side-splitting contributions from the MLS and local real estate ads. We never seem to run out, so please enjoy:<\/p>\n

Hel-lo-o-o?<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Open 11 AM – 2 PMS Tues” (I’m already experiencing irritation and minor cramping.)<\/p>\n

“Chickend cop” (A cop in a chicken suit?)<\/p>\n

“Wall needs retainer” (Apparently you’re moonlighting now as an orthodontist.)<\/p>\n

“Please sign in and dare” (Strip poker, anyone?)<\/p>\n

“Speed bums” (Hence the term, “He was given the ‘bum’s rush’.”)<\/p>\n

Are You Sure?<\/strong><\/p>\n

“No smoking – fry area” (Even a Col. Sanders’ chicken deserves one last smoke before hitting the fryer.)<\/p>\n

“Very poopular area” (Are you selling a house or a dog park?)<\/p>\n

“Club foot tub” (How do you find orthopedic shoes to fit?)<\/p>\n

“60′ boat deck” (That gives new meaning to “dry docked.”)<\/p>\n

“Big yawd” (I suspect this house is in Boston.)<\/p>\n

Do You Want To Re-Think That?<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Bonus room not permanented” (Neither is your career.)<\/p>\n

“House has been saged” (No doubt to cover the smell of the weed you’ve been smoking.)<\/p>\n

“Discount models” (Hence the toothless girls.)<\/p>\n

“Seder closet” (…Which is why\u00a0your clothes smell like gefilte fish.)<\/p>\n

Kindly Move Away From All Sharp Objects<\/strong><\/p>\n

“God updates” (That explains the Burning Bush in the front yard.)<\/p>\n

That’s all the marketing typos for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(MARKETING) Typos are beyond embarrassing, but they’re even worse when trying to market to clients. Here are 16 common real estate marketing typos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":335814,"featured_media":13543,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[2304,1234],"class_list":["post-18815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-estate-marketing","tag-marketing-typos","tag-real-estate-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/10\/kitt-typing-computer.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/335814"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18815"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18816,"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18815\/revisions\/18816"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theamericangenius.com\/housing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}