Friday’s Blooper Scooper picked up some beauties this week, friends. Some of these goofs are baffling! Thanks to Jane Peters for her great find. Spell well and sell well, folks!
Dubious Distinction
“New mane to street” (Hi-ho, Silver!)
“Furnished least by Oct 1” (Offered by We-Steal-Your-Stuff Realty)
“Dome vacancies” (Is the dome that’s vacant the one attached to your neck?)
“Need bruise clearance” (Mike Tyson must be selling his crib.)
“Duel indoor/outdoor fireplace” (Take ten steps, then draw your fireplace pokers.)
A Horse of A Different Color
“Waynescots in living room” (It seems Wayne sleeps around.)
“Big house – lack view” (Big idiots lack clarity.)
“Sage and sound balcony” (Does this mean I can throw it in with my roast chicken?)
“Bad credit not a problem – ask ho” (The ho is probably more credible than you are.)
“Lots of jazmon” (Yeah, mon…nice ganja, too, eh?)
Happy Trails To You
“House lot of color and is high” (Obviously so is the agent.)
“Kiddies cutcakes” (Adults cut cheese.)
“Seller will flinch floors” (He’s more likely to flinch at your spelling.)
“Backyard has multiple tourists” (Another case where a Hollywood bus tour veered off course!)
Easy, Big Fella!
“Five minutes to Strip” (Five minutes to remove my high heel from your eyeball, you control freak.)
