Oh Lord, Here We Go Again

As if Bravo’s “reality” series about real estate “speculator” Jeff Lewis (cutesy picture to the left) wasn’t enough (yeah, thanks buddy for making the public believe that real estate is made up of collagen-injected, corset-wearing, cat acupuncturing, mathematically retarded sissy people), Fine Living Network has announced a new series called “Big City Broker” highlighting interactions between the broker, architects, lawyers, and (the uber-sweet cherry on top) competing agents.  I can’t wait to see how their chosen glamor queenking influence the public’s perception thistime around… I see some fun times (in the form of fierce eye clawing and drink spilling while pouty-lipped-hair-gel-abusers cry about their glittery tutus being shrunk at the dry cleaners) in our TV viewing future.  Hooray (said in a dry, flat Ben Stein voice).