Have you ever wanted to play your own theme song while counteracting an attack by a predator posing as a buyer?
Well, now you can, with the new
MP3 Player/Taser –the Taser MPH:
“The player, which has a 1-GB capacity that can hold about 150 songs, is embedded in a holster that slips on your belt. Feel the need to zap someone and you can unholster the Taser, use the built-in laser pointer to aim, and blam — a couple of darts carrying 50,000 volts hits your victim.”
Unleashed at the recent Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, this little gadget is a must-have for all real estate agents!
… And this year, you can even get the Taser MPH in a fashionable Leopard Print design!
Like David Colker of the LATimes Blog ponders … We
need only to wonder “What’s next: The iPod gun, Blackberry Nunchucks, RAZR Razor?”
(Thank you Unclutterer.com for finding this for me.)
January 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm
So it’s the iProd?
January 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm
The times I’ve been content in the knowledge I’ve probably seen what there is to see, somebody like you shows me something like this. 🙂
You simply can’t make this stuff up.
January 14, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Don’t tase me, Realtor!!!
January 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Hang on… are these things even legal for the public to buy?
Oy it even has a built in laser pointer. Is this not the most potentially aggravating tool in the hands of jerks imaginable?
January 14, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Athol- Apparently it IS legal … somewhere. iProd … Tre-OW … Endless jokes here. LOL!
Jeff- You’re welcome. 😉
Lani – Someday we will see that YouTube video. I swear! We will see a news article where 2 agents have a tase-off at a bad closing. … next on Geraldo.
January 14, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I just want to know what happens to my tunes when I taze somebody.
January 15, 2008 at 10:58 am
…maybe they get louder?? Try it!
January 15, 2008 at 1:39 pm
They already go to 11. Maybe this is how to get to 12? 1 louder!