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Stay Safe (and Entertained) While Showing Homes with the New MP3 Player/Taser

Have you ever wanted to play your own theme song while counteracting an attack by a predator posing as a buyer?

Well, now you can, with the new
MP3 Player/Taser –the Taser MPH:

“The player, which has a 1-GB capacity that can hold about 150 songs, is embedded in a holster that slips on your belt. Feel the need to zap someone and you can unholster the Taser, use the built-in laser pointer to aim, and blam — a couple of darts carrying 50,000 volts hits your victim.”

Unleashed at the recent Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, this little gadget is a must-have for all real estate agents!

… And this year, you can even get the Taser MPH in a fashionable Leopard Print design!

Like David Colker of the LATimes Blog ponders … We
need only to wonder “What’s next: The iPod gun, Blackberry Nunchucks, RAZR Razor?

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(Thank you for finding this for me.)

Written By

Mariana is a real estate agent and co-owner of the Wagner iTeam with her husband, Derek. She maintains the Colorado Springs Real Estate Connection Blog and is also a real estate technology trainer and coach. Mariana really enjoys helping real estate agents boost their businesses and increase their productivity through effective use of technology. Outside of real estate, blogging and training, she loves spending time with her husband and 2 sons, reading, re-watching Sci-Fi movies and ... long walks on the beach?



  1. Athol Kay

    January 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    So it’s the iProd?

  2. Jeff Brown

    January 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    The times I’ve been content in the knowledge I’ve probably seen what there is to see, somebody like you shows me something like this. 🙂

    You simply can’t make this stuff up.

  3. Lani Anglin

    January 14, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Don’t tase me, Realtor!!!

  4. Athol Kay

    January 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    Hang on… are these things even legal for the public to buy?

    Oy it even has a built in laser pointer. Is this not the most potentially aggravating tool in the hands of jerks imaginable?

  5. Mariana

    January 14, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Athol- Apparently it IS legal … somewhere. iProd … Tre-OW … Endless jokes here. LOL!

    Jeff- You’re welcome. 😉

    Lani – Someday we will see that YouTube video. I swear! We will see a news article where 2 agents have a tase-off at a bad closing. … next on Geraldo.

  6. Andy Kaufman

    January 14, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    I just want to know what happens to my tunes when I taze somebody.

  7. Mariana

    January 15, 2008 at 10:58 am

    …maybe they get louder?? Try it!

  8. Andy Kaufman

    January 15, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Good point.

    They already go to 11. Maybe this is how to get to 12? 1 louder!

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