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Real Estate Rap, Yo!

“I made a deal today, I’m sellin’ real estate”


Cadence Weapon raps about real estate, check the lyrics below and I DARE YOU to not get this song stuck in your head (also: this would make a hot ringtone, I’m going to look into that…):

Just bought a house, can’t deal with the space
Just bought a beat, can’t deal with the bass
Before you use lived good, they’d deal in the bass
You’d only feel real with concealing the mase
Not now while you made a great choice
This’ll be a good home, i think you gotta a nice voice
However you seen cause it feels real fresh
Cause the rappers over here don’t ever say “def”
Brownstove coal lady, opposite arrest
We deal in condominiums, they usually weigh out
Windows on your side view, when you go down south
Over there it’s okay to have gold in your mouth
I sold crew a house now it’s a workstore
Real estate sales are the oldest turf war
We’ve got proxy even though it hurts more
You’re on a lease if your major label

I made a deal today with selling real estate

Owning land, i wrote so slow
Oh no, go-go I’m a focused man
Is gotta good look, let’s get’s em on the block
With a grey suit, hey you, don’t really get it
You undersell a house, let’s get more specific
I outsell my city, put your eyes on the digit
I get more billings than the parkland district
And whyte.ave sit on my face for the bus
Trust.. me, i know some other salesman that
We’re the same wave, but their character fails them
They sellout and their heads unfurl then
You won’t see me where I’m by a pool with my girlfriend
No guns, notice this a safe neighborhood
Where everything is okay and alright and all that
What’s your sales pitch sir? there ain’t know tellin’
I own the same house that I’m selling

I made a deal today with selling real estate

Yo, hurry hurry now, hurry up, hurry quick
Rappers on the radio don’t talk about shit
I know a couple kids who went to school for this
Then dropped out, hopped out with a wack single
Remember that the chorus is a fast food jingle
That gets you in spots where the hearts start to mingle
Ok pot roast, stop those raptors that are not gold seller
That are not no better than the states

I made a deal today with selling real estate.

Lani Rosales, Chief of Staffhttps://theamericangenius.com/author/lani
Lani is the Chief of Staff at The American Genius, has co-authored a book, co-founded BASHH, Austin Digital Jobs, Remote Digital Jobs, and is a seasoned business writer and editorialist with a penchant for the irreverent.

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