Hey guys – did you miss me while I was gone? I know that all you spelling miscreants certainly didn’t. Nonetheless, I was ever-watchful while trekking about, and I picked up some bloopers worthy of The MLS Hall of Fame. Please enjoy:
KINK AND CLINK
“Click kink to see video” (Cool – property porn!)
“Custom wood binds” (Were these a prop in the video?)
“Gracefell entry” (Grace needs to lay off the tequila.)
“New carpet throughup” (I suspect that was Grace’s doing…)
“Great for horse livers” (Uh, Grace…speaking of horse livers….)
FIRE AND ICE
“Listen to the sound of the cracking FP” (…and the sound of Big Guido cracking the contractor’s knees.)
“Please remove shes” (Bite me, Ayatollah!)
“Light and Erie Throughout” (From the film, “A Train Runs Through It.”)
“Your buyer will love extra room in attica” (Not half as much as a cellmate named “Leather Boy” will love your buyer.)
“Bar with built-in nice machine” (Nice enough to whip me up a batch of martinis?)
CLASS, SASS AND A__
“Pasties served” (Let me guess…with sa-shimi?”)
“Porch with pikkars adds to Southern charm” (Well, that depends – banjos or boogers?)
“Gorgeous Malibu state” (…bordered by The State of Denial, The State of Envy and The State of Bacchanalia.)
“New banal home” (Perhaps you mean “canal,” but now I’m too bored to ask.)
Good Night, Irene
“Built with pissass” (Yeah, that’s what I used to call my contractor, too. Oh, wait…that was my ex-husband…)
Wishing you a good night from West Hollywood. – gb
Gwen Banta
March 18, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Jeff, are you implying that offering “horse livers” isn’t a good sales technique? 🙂