Have you ever wanted to play your own theme song while counteracting an attack by a predator posing as a buyer?
Well, now you can, with the new
MP3 Player/Taser –the Taser MPH:
“The player, which has a 1-GB capacity that can hold about 150 songs, is embedded in a holster that slips on your belt. Feel the need to zap someone and you can unholster the Taser, use the built-in laser pointer to aim, and blam — a couple of darts carrying 50,000 volts hits your victim.”
Unleashed at the recent Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, this little gadget is a must-have for all real estate agents!
… And this year, you can even get the Taser MPH in a fashionable Leopard Print design!
Like David Colker of the LATimes Blog ponders … We
need only to wonder “What’s next: The iPod gun, Blackberry Nunchucks, RAZR Razor?”
(Thank you Unclutterer.com for finding this for me.)
