Dyslexia Dyspepsia
“Oak bra with custom neon clock” (Knockers with clockers)
“Double duuch doors” (Pardon me?)
“Bar with eight custom made brown stools” (Brought to you by Fiber Flow)
“Enjoy the heated pole” (Strip and Dip)
“Near bust route” (Cue the chorus: …over hill, over dale…)
Do as I do, Not as I Say
“Located near Littly Italy (Someone had a littly too much Chianti)
“Seller will not pay for any introspections” (Will he at least pay for Prozac?)
“Owners evacuated – will consider all offers” (This must be the House o’ Brown Stools.)
“Shower with multiple heads” (Nightmare on Elm Street)
“Near shooping area” (Now say that really fast in Yiddish…)
Keyboard Calamities
“Turn R at old despot” (This must be Idi Amin Boulevard…)
“Make me an odder” (You can’t GET any odder!)
“Building recently ratrofitted” (This must be a cheese shop…)
“Studio available in roe house” (Hmm…Beggar’s Budget…Caviar Dreams)
“Garage reflamed” (This must be a garage in Littly Italy)
And This Week’s Fave:
“For breast response, please email” (Tuned in and Turned on in the Techno Age – Kinky-dink!)
