Have you read this week’s MLS and real estate ads, friends? If so, I am sure you spotted a lot of very funny bloopers, as I did. Is summer responsible for our laziness, or is it the afternoon keggers? You decide:
Really???
“Sushi screens for privacy” (How do you get the tuna to hold on?)
“Big turkey house” (Big turkey agent.)
“Traveling floors” (Apparently they took your IQ with them.)
“Surrounded by granary” (Talk about sowing your wild oats!)
“Work off the itches in the home gym” (Perhaps a new boyfriend would be better advised…)
What???
“Gun for the kids” (Yet another open house in Compton…)
“Ocean waves and sea hair” (Advertising poster for a cruise on the Titanic.)
“View all models in hospital suite.” (No doubt due to a rise in the number of curling iron injuries.)
“Disappearing wall of gass” (I see you’ve met my dog.)
“Tiled from looking?” (Hammered from drinking?)
Get Outta Town!
“Seller purring on new roof” (Let me guess – Tennessee Williams’ interpretation of Fiddler on the Roof?)
“Submit with clocks” (For timing your future in real estate? Tick…tick…tick…)
“Ash us” (I’d say you just burned your own career, pal.)
“Glossy black chair tails” (How do you train the raccoons so you can sit on them?)
For Adults Only
“Bush clearance” (Ad in window at a West Hollywood waxing salon?)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: spell well and sell!
