Can I have your attention? I have just been handed an urgent and horrifying news announcement. So I need you to stop what you’re doing and listen to me …
I’m not Macho Nacho blogger. I’m also not worth the gum on the bottom of someone’s shoe. And don’t even get me started on my lack of participation in the Blog Fiesta.
I’m just a girl telling a boy that she loves him.
Dammit. Tobey threw that one in. I swear.
That’s fine. I’m a self-contained unit. (One whose alma mater currently ranks higher than BOTH OU and UT in the BCS standings.)
So there.
Where the bold saguaros
Raise their arms on high
Praying strength for brave tomorrows
From the western sky.
Where eternal mountains
Kneel at sunset’s gate
Here we hail thee, alma mater
Arizona State!
No cowbell necessary. If you’ll excuse me, we’re goin’ streakin’ down to the quad.
