You gotta love the little buggers. Don’t you just wonder if they belong to the agent or the home owner? I do. Kids: They go rogue and suddenly their in a photo … but *how* do they end up being uploaded? Don’t most agent’s pick the best possible “sell the benefits”, not the rogue child, image?
Ladies and gentlemen, presented for your viewing pleasure …
Eeeerrt [car tire screech] Rodney Fail
I can almost hear it now .. “Rodney, you better stay in the car or I’ma fixin’ to whoop your back side with a switch. I’ll be back in five minutes, you mess this up and I swear …”
Behold: Rodney, the distraction from the perfectly staged mantle featuring a mirror that adds the light and airy feel that’s going to sell this shack. Is that a speaker or a pest repellant machine left of the vase (pronounced “vaahz” in this situation)? Wait, there’s another one the “assembly required” book case so, you know what that means, *surround sound*! Can you say upgrades?!
Ferris Bueller Kicked Your A$$ Middle School Fail
The average Joe would think this is just a random kid working a Nintendo DS or texting his women. What’s *really* going on is he’s Ferris Bueller’ing his way to an early retirement trading stocks. Inspired by the *E-Trade* baby, he’s selling short and buying back while the rest of us are wondering how the bail out is helping anyone. When there’s blood in the streets, fortunes are made…even by a 12 year old kid with an iPhone, a savings with a debit card and a dream.
Down The Toilet Fail
I know what you’re thinking … Ines had Rick take the listing photos again but that isn’t the case. Bad MLS photos are needed to keep this pixel pusher in business. Won’t you be a dear and send your worst?
And yet another shameless plea: This is where I need your help, kids. Have you ever seen a picture in the MLS that just made you shake your head? This is the place where the thought and the photo collide. If you have a photo you’d like to share email to mailto:MLSfailpics@gmail.com. We’ll make you famous and link to your blog.
Special thanks to Missy Caulk, Ines & Rick and Ben Goheen.
