Strange things are afoot, folks. Spring is bringing out the light side of real estate. The sun is shining, jasmine is wafting on the breeze, and cow paddies are warming in the living room. Check out these Spring Fever bloopers:
Bait and Switch
“Living area not included” (But for a little extra we’ll throw in one brain-dead agent.)Â
“Made with flame retarded materials” (Sold by flaming, retarded agent.)
“Do not dishrub tenant” (If he’s cute, I’ll him with oil.)
“Timless design” (Susan Sarandon since the split?)
“New stuckup just added” (New screw-up just fired)
Spell Check Wars
“For more infro, give me a cell” (Padded, I presume?)
“Kitchen with center igloo” (Designed by Nanuck Interiors?)
“Medieval room” (Theater of the Disturbed…)
“Open horse – Snacks served” (Let me guess…Trigger tripe?)
“Tenants mooing on the first” (They must have had a beef with the owner.)
Odd Directions
Take Sunshet to the Comedy Store (Methinks someone had more than the two drink minimum.)
“Pleasee maul us for directions” (Located in Bear Paw Estates.)
“No more showings until sold” (Offered by Arrow-Through-My-Hat Realty)
“Buyer should square feet” (Agent should pass the reefer.)
Jane’s Corner:
Thanks to my ol’ eagle-eyed pal, Jane Peters of Los Angeles, for her contributions this week:
“Recently remolded” (Stachybotrys – the gift that keeps on giving…)
And A Nod to the Royals:
“Crown melting in lvg room” (Queen Elizabeth after hearing about Fergie’s follies)
That’s it for this week, folks – enjoy the royal revelry. And be sure to thank all your British friends for giving us a language that’s so easy to screw up!
