Trust me folks, the Blooper Moon must be in retrograde, because a lot of real estate agents went astray this week. The bloopers keep coming in from all over the U.S., but I’m sending out a special thanks to Bruce Walter who sent me some beauties this week. Enjoy these hilarious gaffes:
Sour Grapes
“A raisin to buy now” (If you just picked that up off the carpet, it may not be a raisin…)
“Marbles on floor” (The ones you lost perhaps?)
“Small mut nice” (It seems John Edwards wasn’t the only dog in the dog house.)
“Two dedroom house” (Let me guess – the top 2 reasons for divorce?)
A Mammal of Taste?
“Mammal work needed” (Looking in a mirror, dear?)
“Come for pizza launch” (How do you keep the cheese from sliding off?)
“This has the Woe factor!” (Self-analysis, I presume?)
“Ingest your tax refund now.” (Trust me, it was small enough that I wouldn’t even have to chew.)
“Must be scene” (Another night out with Kim Kardashian…)
Get Out While You Can”
“You will not have to pay an astronaut price” (Translation: You will not have to pee in a jar in zero gravity while sipping Tang,)
“Great area to vacate” (Welcome sign near the St Andreas Fault.)
“New presidence” (Muttered Obama as he heaved W’s suitcases into the rose garden.)
“Garage with tree pkg spaces” (For those who drive like Stevie Wonder…)
“Big horse coral” – (Steroidal seahorses no doubt…)
Blooper of the Week (Way To Step In It!)
“Don’t mess this one” (Said the attendant to Granny as he handed her another Depends.)
