Friday, December 19, 2025

Friday

“House has spark” – burning up the MLS with typos and other bloopers

The year is starting a march toward its natural ending, friends...and it seems a few real estate careers may be also. This week I found some real head-scratchers in local real estate...

“New bd pans inc” – Making a Splash on the MLS

I have two things to say this week: 1. When you drink, you can't think. 2. When you drink you can't- ... uh, what was...

“Scalped ceilings” and other MLS hair-raisers

Wait until you see the characters who showed up this week on the MLS...well, at least tangentially. It was a great week for laughs,...

Lenders, Liars and Losers – Observations of a Humorist

I don’t know about you, but I am on the verge of a breakdown. Why? Because I am so frustrated with the lending institutions...

“Toke All Offers” – And Other Colorful MLS Propositions

There’s a party going on, and somehow - thanks to the MLS - we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but is there...

Caught With Your Pants Down? (MLS Bloopers)

Well, friends, it was a rough week in real estate advertising and MLS listings.  Pants were dropped, illegal substances were aplenty, and bodily functions...

The Devil Made Me Do It! (MLS Mayhem)

Ahhh…the Blooper Trooper is ba-a-a-ck! I simply never run out of material thanks to the MLS, the LA Times and other print media sources....

“Gas not corrected” and other MLS stinkers

This week's MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dryrot, it seems homes are becoming offensive. Moral of...

“Here Today, Goblin Tomorrow!” MLS Humor

It's getting closer to Goblin Day, friends, so I thought I'd show you some of the Halloween treats provided by our always dependable MLS....

A pig and a poke (The MLS “Menu”)

This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see...

Real Estate Rabble – Translators Needed!

I'm calling ITT Tech. It's time they establish a course for translators for the MLS. Often the listings I see are so wacky I...