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“House has spark” – burni...

Nov 16, 201128 Comments

The year is starting a march toward its natural ending, friends…and it seems a few real estate careers may be also. This week I found some real head-scratchers

“New bd pans inc” – Makin...

May 17, 2011No Comments

I have two things to say this week: 1. When you drink, you can’t think. 2. When you drink you can’t- … uh, what was I

“Scalped ceilings” and other ML...

Apr 15, 201122 Comments

Wait until you see the characters who showed up this week on the MLS…well, at least tangentially. It was a great week for laughs, and

Lenders, Liars and Losers – Observati...

Jan 28, 201127 Comments

I don’t know about you, but I am on the verge of a breakdown. Why? Because I am so frustrated with the lending institutions that

“Toke All Offers” – And O...

Jan 14, 20119 Comments

There’s a party going on, and somehow – thanks to the MLS – we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but is there a

Caught With Your Pants Down? (MLS Bloopers)

Nov 19, 201029 Comments

Well, friends, it was a rough week in real estate advertising and MLS listings.  Pants were dropped, illegal substances were aplenty, and bodily functions needed

The Devil Made Me Do It! (MLS Mayhem)

Nov 12, 201022 Comments

Ahhh…the Blooper Trooper is ba-a-a-ck! I simply never run out of material thanks to the MLS, the LA Times and other print media sources. Thanks

“Gas not corrected” and other MLS stink...

Nov 05, 201026 Comments

This week’s MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dryrot, it seems homes are becoming offensive. Moral of this

“Here Today, Goblin Tomorrow!” ...

Oct 22, 201028 Comments

It’s getting closer to Goblin Day, friends, so I thought I’d show you some of the Halloween treats provided by our always dependable MLS. Some

A pig and a poke (The MLS “Menu”)

Oct 15, 201016 Comments

This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see what’s

Real Estate Rabble – Translators Needed!

Sep 10, 201019 Comments

I’m calling ITT Tech. It’s time they establish a course for translators for the MLS. Often the listings I see are so wacky I have

Home on De-Range – MLS Mayhem

Aug 27, 201031 Comments

My dear readers, friends, colleagues and fellow inmates: Please think before you participate in MLS-Speak. If you don’t, you’ll come off like a horse’s petute.