Sunday, January 11, 2026

RE Moments

“House on coroner” and other deadly marketing typos

Realtors that don't proof read their property descriptions in the MLS inevitably end up in the hall of shame here at AGBeat. We hand pick these bloopers in hope that you will be inspired to check yourself before you go and wreck yourself.

“Breakfast hook” – More MLS hoots and hang-ups

Well friends, this is my last blooper post of the year, and I still have not run out of material. I don't know whether...

“House has spark” – burning up the MLS with typos and other bloopers

The year is starting a march toward its natural ending, friends...and it seems a few real estate careers may be also. This week I found some real...

“New bd pans inc” – Making a Splash on the MLS

I have two things to say this week: 1. When you drink, you can't think. 2. When you drink you can't- ... uh, what was...

“Toke All Offers” – And Other Colorful MLS Propositions

There’s a party going on, and somehow - thanks to the MLS - we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but is there...

Caught With Your Pants Down? (MLS Bloopers)

Well, friends, it was a rough week in real estate advertising and MLS listings.  Pants were dropped, illegal substances were aplenty, and bodily functions...

The Devil Made Me Do It! (MLS Mayhem)

Ahhh…the Blooper Trooper is ba-a-a-ck! I simply never run out of material thanks to the MLS, the LA Times and other print media sources....

“Gas not corrected” and other MLS stinkers

This week's MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dryrot, it seems homes are becoming offensive. Moral of...

“Here Today, Goblin Tomorrow!” MLS Humor

It's getting closer to Goblin Day, friends, so I thought I'd show you some of the Halloween treats provided by our always dependable MLS....

A genius here, a genius there, genius, genius everywhere!

I just lost a mortgage loan and the way I lost it was interesting. First, the clients signed an agreement to buy an empty, somewhat...

A pig and a poke (The MLS “Menu”)

This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see...