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I have two things to say this week: 1. When you drink, you can’t think. 2. When you drink you can’t- … uh, what was...
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Well friends, this is my last blooper post of the year, and I still have not run out of material. I don’t know whether...
The year is starting a march toward its natural ending, friends…and it seems a few real estate careers may be also. This week I found some real...
I have two things to say this week: 1. When you drink, you can’t think. 2. When you drink you can’t- … uh, what was...
There’s a party going on, and somehow – thanks to the MLS – we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but is there...
Well, friends, it was a rough week in real estate advertising and MLS listings. Pants were dropped, illegal substances were aplenty, and bodily functions...
Ahhh…the Blooper Trooper is ba-a-a-ck! I simply never run out of material thanks to the MLS, the LA Times and other print media sources....
This week’s MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dryrot, it seems homes are becoming offensive. Moral of...
It’s getting closer to Goblin Day, friends, so I thought I’d show you some of the Halloween treats provided by our always dependable MLS....
I just lost a mortgage loan and the way I lost it was interesting. First, the clients signed an agreement to buy an empty,...
This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see...
Recently I was speaking with a new Realtor (they’re so cute, when they’re little) and was discussing her exasperation with an agent who hadn’t...
I must need a rest from the Rubik’s Cube that is the MLS and the real estate ad world. I am beginning to see...
I’m calling ITT Tech. It’s time they establish a course for translators for the MLS. Often the listings I see are so wacky I...
My dear readers, friends, colleagues and fellow inmates: Please think before you participate in MLS-Speak. If you don’t, you’ll come off like a horse’s...
How well have you kept up with our rapidly changing business, friends? There are certain phrases we have all heard in real estate. The...
Welcome to the New World. Recently a colleague and I were discussing all the changes we have witnessed since entering the wacky world of...
Ah, yes, folks – it was a great 4th with sunshine, bar-be-ques, brewskies, and enough grammar and spelling pandemonium on the MLS to set...
I’ve been out of town awhile, but the MLS has not let me down in my absence. Like a confused turkey, the MLS ran...
Did you ever wonder how some houses get sold? Scott Friedman just posted a great article, “What Sells a Home and Why Most Agents...
Titles can be the hardest part. I wrote the title to this post about 100 times. Each time, I thought it sounded too dramatic....
Usually I have to skip a week to gather enough material for my MLS blooper review, but this past week was especially rife with...
This week’s MLS was a whole bag ‘o crazy. Seriously, there should be a movie. I doubt if even Tina Fey could write anything...
Well, it didn’t take long to collect a few more MLS typos that are real hooters…uh, I mean “hoots.” Take heed when typing, friends, and remember...