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“House on coroner” and other de...

Sep 12, 201210 Comments

Realtors that don't proof read their property descriptions in the MLS inevitably end up in the hall of shame here at AGBeat. We hand pick

“Breakfast hook” – More M...

Dec 21, 201125 Comments

Well friends, this is my last blooper post of the year, and I still have not run out of material. I don’t know whether to

“House has spark” – burni...

Nov 16, 201128 Comments

The year is starting a march toward its natural ending, friends…and it seems a few real estate careers may be also. This week I found some real head-scratchers

“New bd pans inc” – Makin...

May 17, 2011No Comments

I have two things to say this week: 1. When you drink, you can’t think. 2. When you drink you can’t- … uh, what was I

“Toke All Offers” – And O...

Jan 14, 20119 Comments

There’s a party going on, and somehow – thanks to the MLS – we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but is there a

Caught With Your Pants Down? (MLS Bloopers)

Nov 19, 201029 Comments

Well, friends, it was a rough week in real estate advertising and MLS listings.  Pants were dropped, illegal substances were aplenty, and bodily functions needed

The Devil Made Me Do It! (MLS Mayhem)

Nov 12, 201022 Comments

Ahhh…the Blooper Trooper is ba-a-a-ck! I simply never run out of material thanks to the MLS, the LA Times and other print media sources. Thanks

“Gas not corrected” and other MLS stink...

Nov 05, 201026 Comments

This week’s MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dryrot, it seems homes are becoming offensive. Moral of this

“Here Today, Goblin Tomorrow!” ...

Oct 22, 201028 Comments

It’s getting closer to Goblin Day, friends, so I thought I’d show you some of the Halloween treats provided by our always dependable MLS. Some

A genius here, a genius there, genius, geni...

Oct 17, 201011 Comments

I just lost a mortgage loan and the way I lost it was interesting. First, the clients signed an agreement to buy an empty, somewhat

A pig and a poke (The MLS “Menu”)

Oct 15, 201016 Comments

This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see what’s

The art of fairness versus representation i...

Sep 25, 201033 Comments

Recently I was speaking with a new Realtor (they’re so cute, when they’re little) and was discussing her exasperation with an agent who hadn’t yet