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From partying monks to Little Miss Muffett, the MLS was crawling with revelers this week. Of course, few were sober enough to spell and thus...
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From partying monks to Little Miss Muffett, the MLS was crawling with revelers this week. Of course, few were sober enough to spell and thus...
“The current continuing resolution (CR) providing funding for government operations is set to expire on April 8, 2011. If legislation providing for funding is...
Ah…I miss my East coast roots. This week’s listing remarks included an indirect nod to New Jersey, as well as some other head-scratchers that should...
There were some “amenities” offered in the real estate ads and the MLS this week that would give PETA angina. Imagine being a guest...
Who ever thought homes had so many amenities to choose from? Check out this past week’s MLS and real estate ads. These offers are certainly...
There’s a party going on, and somehow – thanks to the MLS – we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but is there...
What a week – the fun never stops when it comes to MLS bloopers! Thanks to the always funny Matt Stigliano of Texas and Philadelphia’s Fred...
Well friends, something tells me the holiday parties have begun. The MLS and local real estate ads are showing signs of a lot of...
I hope you all had a great Turkey Day. And speaking of turkeys, I found a few MLS turkeys last week that will brighten...
Well, friends, it was a rough week in real estate advertising and MLS listings. Pants were dropped, illegal substances were aplenty, and bodily functions...
Ahhh…the Blooper Trooper is ba-a-a-ck! I simply never run out of material thanks to the MLS, the LA Times and other print media sources....
This week’s MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dryrot, it seems homes are becoming offensive. Moral of...
It’s getting closer to Goblin Day, friends, so I thought I’d show you some of the Halloween treats provided by our always dependable MLS....
This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see...
Well, folks, I spent another week scanning the MLS and local ads while laughing my a__ off. This week’s bloopers include some very suspect offers....
Here we go again, friends – more howls this week because agents can’t spell, or they have “ham fingers” at the keyboard, or they...
I must need a rest from the Rubik’s Cube that is the MLS and the real estate ad world. I am beginning to see...
Halloween may be a month away, but the MLS , the LA Times, and our local real estate magazines never disappoint. This week’s offerings...
I’m calling ITT Tech. It’s time they establish a course for translators for the MLS. Often the listings I see are so wacky I...
My dear readers, friends, colleagues and fellow inmates: Please think before you participate in MLS-Speak. If you don’t, you’ll come off like a horse’s...
How well have you kept up with our rapidly changing business, friends? There are certain phrases we have all heard in real estate. The...
Have you ever wondered what agents are drinking when they enter their new listings on the MLS, or when they create real estate ads?...
Welcome to the New World. Recently a colleague and I were discussing all the changes we have witnessed since entering the wacky world of...
Alas, another group of dubious listing descriptions. They just keep getting better! There’s an old adage that you can sell anything if the price is...
Ahhh, summer daze… It has been a wild week on the MLS, friends. The hot summer days must be causing heat stroke in Hollywood....