Opinion Editorials
Fall is here, and as the leaves take on brilliant color, so does the MLS. Check out this week’s rash of bloopers, friends. Most...
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Fall is here, and as the leaves take on brilliant color, so does the MLS. Check out this week’s rash of bloopers, friends. Most...
Some agents and brokers really “stepped in it” this week, metaphorically speaking that is. If you smell something rotten, it could be your spelling. Thanks to...
Frustration in business In a down economy, most businesses suffer. Some adapt and some fail. In hard times, most professionals look around them and...
Friday’s Blooper Scooper picked up some beauties this week, friends. Some of these goofs are baffling! Thanks to Jane Peters for her great find. Spell...
From high roofs to hijinks, the MLS and the local real estate ads across the country were full of bloopers this week. Thanks to Jane...
I propose that Realtors be asked to take a spelling test if they plan to write their own listing remarks. Kids in school have...
Are you guilty of littering the MLS with cast-off listing remarks, egregious misspellings, and idiotic utterances? These MLS bloopers prove that some agents are. Thus, if...
It seems many agents just don’t understand that spelling is part of selling. Last week’s MLS and the local real estate ads provided...
There was a lot of spit-shining needed on the MLS and in local ads this week. It seems a lot of people cannot spell...
RIDDLE ME THIS: What do apples, spice, and flour have in common? Answer: 1. A yummy pie 2. John Belushi at an Animal House...
I have two things to say this week: 1. When you drink, you can’t think. 2. When you drink you can’t- … uh, what was...
Wait until you see the characters who showed up this week on the MLS…well, at least tangentially. It was a great week for laughs,...
There were some “amenities” offered in the real estate ads and the MLS this week that would give PETA angina. Imagine being a guest...
Do you remember the terrible moment in baseball at Shea Stadium in 1986 when the Red Sox World Series win went between Bill Buckner’s legs?...
I don’t know about you, but I am on the verge of a breakdown. Why? Because I am so frustrated with the lending institutions...
There’s a party going on, and somehow – thanks to the MLS – we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but is there...
Ahhh…the Blooper Trooper is ba-a-a-ck! I simply never run out of material thanks to the MLS, the LA Times and other print media sources....
This week’s MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dryrot, it seems homes are becoming offensive. Moral of...
I’m calling ITT Tech. It’s time they establish a course for translators for the MLS. Often the listings I see are so wacky I...
My dear readers, friends, colleagues and fellow inmates: Please think before you participate in MLS-Speak. If you don’t, you’ll come off like a horse’s...
How well have you kept up with our rapidly changing business, friends? There are certain phrases we have all heard in real estate. The...
Ah, yes, folks – it was a great 4th with sunshine, bar-be-ques, brewskies, and enough grammar and spelling pandemonium on the MLS to set...
Well friends, I took a week off, but the MLS waits for no one. If your listings aren’t moving, perhaps you should see if...
I’ve been out of town awhile, but the MLS has not let me down in my absence. Like a confused turkey, the MLS ran...
Usually I have to skip a week to gather enough material for my MLS blooper review, but this past week was especially rife with...