“Jonathan?”
“That’s me.”
“Are you, uh, still, uh, working real estate in the, uh, Glendale area?”
“Arrowhead Ranch and all the rest, yes I am.”
“Okay, hold on. I have someone who wants to talk to you.”
Here we go, kids!
“How are you today?”
“Doin’ great (and so happy to be bothered by a telemarketer pushing useless leads.)”
“That’s good. So let me ask you, would you like to be working with more buyers and sellers?”
Of course not. Clients are for chumps. “Sure would, but not if I have to pay for the leads.”
“(giggle)Oh … well, if I told you it was a monthly subscription would that matter.”
Oh, well if it’s a MONTHLY subscription. “Not whatsoever.”
“Okay, have a nice day.”
Adios, lead generation scum.
On a not-whatsoever-related note, check out Doug Quance’s post – especially the YouTube clip at the bottom. Sums up my feelings about Trulia Voices and those who fall all over themselves to provide answers to those unwilling to pay for expertise.
