What’s Your Beef?
“Make this home your cattle” (I wouldn’t know whether to tan it, milk it or eat it.)
“Do not force ope” (Said Andy to Barney Fife regarding Ope’s plans to become a famous director instead of the future Sheriff of Mayberry.)
“Tee house for kids” (With my luck, there is a sand trap nearby.)
“Do not park on lawn” (Why, Bubba – is the refrigerator in the way?)
“Vino security” (I know vino always makes me secure…unless there’s a cop on the bar stool next to me.)
Jack in the Box
“Large lawn in jack” (Apparently Jack is a vegetarian whose stomach needs mowing.)
“Email only – no calls expected.” (I see you have high hopes for this dump.)
“No show to public” (Reason # 1 not to drop your drawers in public when you’re not wearing boxers.)
“Lots of packs close by” (In case you’re wondering, those aren’t hyenas, they’re Dodger fans.)
“Enjoy the salt.” (Salt Air? Salt lick? Uh…saltpeter?)
In and Out
“Looking for back” (I am more apt to believe that your spinning head is related to the pea soup on the wall?)
“Approved shot sale” ( Well I certainly approve – line ’em up!)
“Please take odd your shoes!” (Please control your odd agent.)
“No park on mom” (Was this the question you missed on your Driver’s License exam?)
The Whopper
“Rooms with police tape not accessible” (Hahahahaha! Welcome to Los Angeles, friends!)
That’s all of the MLS bloopers for this week, folks. Remember: spell well and sell!
