Thursday, January 8, 2026

Highlights

“House has spark” – burning up the MLS with typos and other bloopers

The year is starting a march toward its natural ending, friends...and it seems a few real estate careers may be also. This week I found some real head-scratchers in local real estate...

“New bd pans inc” – Making a Splash on the MLS

I have two things to say this week: 1. When you drink, you can't think. 2. When you drink you can't- ... uh, what was...

My secret office organization tip – Sharpies and tape

If you're still practicing to be OCD, here is a secret I don't typically share with anyone, but I'm willing to share with you today...

Lenders, Liars and Losers – Observations of a Humorist

I don’t know about you, but I am on the verge of a breakdown. Why? Because I am so frustrated with the lending institutions...

“Don’t crab appraise” – something’s fishy on the MLS

Ya' know folks, I think I should get paid for being Captain of the MLS Police Force. I have so much activity that I’m pulling...

“Toke All Offers” – And Other Colorful MLS Propositions

There’s a party going on, and somehow - thanks to the MLS - we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but is there...

Lowering the bar – resolutions of a humorist

Aaaraugh! This is the time of year when we are faced with New Year's resolutions, and I am hopelessly stumped. I try to set...

“Priced to Cell” and other MLS dingalings

What a week – the fun never stops when it comes to MLS bloopers! Thanks to the always funny Matt Stigliano  of Texas and Philadelphia's Fred...

Caught With Your Pants Down? (MLS Bloopers)

Well, friends, it was a rough week in real estate advertising and MLS listings.  Pants were dropped, illegal substances were aplenty, and bodily functions...

The Devil Made Me Do It! (MLS Mayhem)

Ahhh…the Blooper Trooper is ba-a-a-ck! I simply never run out of material thanks to the MLS, the LA Times and other print media sources....

“Gas not corrected” and other MLS stinkers

This week's MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dryrot, it seems homes are becoming offensive. Moral of...