Highlights
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“New bd pans inc” – Making a Splash on the MLS
I have two things to say this week: 1. When you drink, you can’t think. 2. When you drink you can’t- … uh,...
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My secret office organization tip – Sharpies and tape
If you're still practicing to be OCD, here is a secret I don't typically share with anyone, but I'm willing to share...
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Lenders, Liars and Losers – Observations of a Humorist
I don’t know about you, but I am on the verge of a breakdown. Why? Because I am so frustrated with the...
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“Don’t crab appraise” – something’s fishy on the MLS
Ya’ know folks, I think I should get paid for being Captain of the MLS Police Force. I have so much activity that...
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“Toke All Offers” – And Other Colorful MLS Propositions
There’s a party going on, and somehow – thanks to the MLS – we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but...
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Lowering the bar – resolutions of a humorist
Aaaraugh! This is the time of year when we are faced with New Year’s resolutions, and I am hopelessly stumped. I try...
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“Priced to Cell” and other MLS dingalings
What a week – the fun never stops when it comes to MLS bloopers! Thanks to the always funny Matt Stigliano of Texas and...
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Caught With Your Pants Down? (MLS Bloopers)
Well, friends, it was a rough week in real estate advertising and MLS listings. Pants were dropped, illegal substances were aplenty, and...
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The Devil Made Me Do It! (MLS Mayhem)
Ahhh…the Blooper Trooper is ba-a-a-ck! I simply never run out of material thanks to the MLS, the LA Times and other print...
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“Gas not corrected” and other MLS stinkers
This week’s MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dryrot, it seems homes are becoming offensive....
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“Here Today, Goblin Tomorrow!” MLS Humor
It’s getting closer to Goblin Day, friends, so I thought I’d show you some of the Halloween treats provided by our always...
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A pig and a poke (The MLS “Menu”)
This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you...
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“The veews will blow youre mind” – MLS screw ups
Well, folks, I spent another week scanning the MLS and local ads while laughing my a__ off. This week’s bloopers include some very...
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Offers you cannot-a refuse-uh [MLS Gaffes]
Here we go again, friends – more howls this week because agents can’t spell, or they have “ham fingers” at the keyboard,...
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“WHAT A DUMP!” Bette Davis and the MLS
I must need a rest from the Rubik’s Cube that is the MLS and the real estate ad world. I am beginning...
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House Haunting- MLS Tricks and Treats
Halloween may be a month away, but the MLS , the LA Times, and our local real estate magazines never disappoint. This...
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Real Estate Rabble – Translators Needed!
I’m calling ITT Tech. It’s time they establish a course for translators for the MLS. Often the listings I see are so...
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Home on De-Range – MLS Mayhem
My dear readers, friends, colleagues and fellow inmates: Please think before you participate in MLS-Speak. If you don’t, you’ll come off like...
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Last bastion of obfuscation – real estate marketing lacks transparency
Take a Critical Look When was the last time you have taken a critical look at your marketing plan? Not in terms...
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Don’t Say it Just Because You Thunk It
How well have you kept up with our rapidly changing business, friends? There are certain phrases we have all heard in real...
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The New Language of Un-Real Estate
Welcome to the New World. Recently a colleague and I were discussing all the changes we have witnessed since entering the wacky...
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Pitches with hitches to keep you in stitches
Ahhh, summer daze… It has been a wild week on the MLS, friends. The hot summer days must be causing heat stroke...
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Sell It or Smell It – MLS Pandemonium
Ah, yes, folks – it was a great 4th with sunshine, bar-be-ques, brewskies, and enough grammar and spelling pandemonium on the MLS...
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Gary V – I disagree! Vaynerchuk’s advice could hurt agents
Inman Connect NYC This article was originally published on January 15, 2009 as author Brandie Young’s debut post that stirred things up...
