House Haunting- MLS Tricks and Treats

Halloween may be a month away, but the MLS , the LA Times, and our local real estate magazines never disappoint. This week’s offerings include trolls and witches. By the time Halloween arrives, I’m sure a few more skeletons will be leaping out of somebody’s closet! (No, Perez Hilton – not your closet.)  Check ’em out:

“Lake cabin under trees – enjoy fishing and haunting” (A place to Reel and Squeal)

“Garage with Trol Shed” (I suspect this is a ‘lake cabin under trees’…)

“Tree louse for kids” (Isn’t the “trol” enough to scare the beejezus out of  ’em?)

“Wired for cabal” ( A place to scheme and scream)

“Probait sale – needs cleaning. Crime disclosure” (What a pitch – macabre terms, worms and germs!)

“Levitated pool for the kids” (Good trick – can you also make a kiddie therapist appear?)

Put This on a Tombstone!

“New ho ttub and deck” (Pay ’em and spray ’em)

“Dock with boat rump” (Dock with crack in it?)

“New shitlap siding” (Note to agent: Haste makes Waste.)

“Low price spanks for itself” (Bend over and smell the clover.)

“Original prank floors weed finishing” (A joke and a toke!)

Not a Ghost of a Chance!

“Updated wasted lines” (Outdated, wasted agent.)

“Short Sale – Ready for quack close” (If it walks like a duck…)

“Snoreline view – killer deal” (Better bed than dead.)

“House on golf coarse” (For those who can shoot from the rough…)

Well, If That Didn’t Freak ‘Em Out…

“Great for kids – many parks and tails in the area” (And yet another horror spot just for the kiddies to enjoy – Happy Haunting!)