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Rob McCance
September 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm
You found some good ones this time!
“A diamond in disgust”
I’m thinking about working this one into the regularily used arsenal.
Kelsey/AG
October 1, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Rob,
“A diamond in disgust” (Talk about stoned!) – This one was my favorite one this week too! Sooo funny!
Gwen,
You get me every week with these! They really are hilarious. Nice job finding them, and even nicer job with your follow up comments!
gwen banta
September 30, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Rob, that blooper has it’s own kind of truth, doesn’t it? It’s an even better description of a fixer than “diamond in disguise”!
Sheila Rasak
September 30, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Gwen! You make me howl with laughter each time you post these! (But seriously, stop looking at my listings and calling attention to my blunders, my client base is dropping by the minute.)
Love the laughter and wisdom Agent Genius brings to the real estate industry each day!
gwen banta
September 30, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Sheila, I bet I’d never find one of these bloopers in one of your listings…but I’m not sure about my own. I type with ham fingers!
Joe Loomer
September 30, 2010 at 3:34 pm
bwaaahahahahha – thank you Gwen!
You, you, and you, da two of youse, outta here!
Navy Chief, Navy Pride
gwen banta
September 30, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Thanks, Joe “Da Enforcer” Loomer. Here’s one for you from Tony Soprano. I use it when my rich friend complains about the cost of his Bentley, but I am sure it could be of use in real estate.:: “Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman’s Sampler?”
Alex Cortez
October 1, 2010 at 10:16 pm
LOL, helichopper??? LOL… Funny.
gwen banta
October 1, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Alex, that one sounded like something out of the “Texas Chain Saw Massacre,” didn’t it? Creepy!
Paula Henry
October 2, 2010 at 8:32 am
Gwen – only in the crazy world of real estate and MLS listings would we find such comedy.
Aaron Catt
October 2, 2010 at 1:40 pm
All of these aren’t to be confused with the more misguided remarks that you sometimes find, like: Located in a quite cul de sac. Come to find out after a preview, yes, it is a cul de sac, but the home backs up to a large thoroughfare.
These are funny thanks for the list!
gwen banta
October 3, 2010 at 12:48 am
I couldn’t agree more, Paula. I’ll be back in your beautiful state in late October, just in time to enjoy the famous Indiana leaf changing, which I am so looking forward to. Hurray for the Hoosier State!
gwen banta
October 4, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Aaron, I went to an open recently that was advertised as “backs up to a park.” When I arrived, all I could see behind the house was a vast cement area. It turns out the agent was British, and he was referring to a “car park,” but he forgot to add the word “car”!
Fred Franks
November 8, 2015 at 9:11 am
To funny, I got a kick out of reading this!!