Yao Ming Was Here Fail
Alright, you gotta know basketball. Yao is 7’ 6” tall. The only explanation is that this has to be his pad. He is the only human being that would be able to enjoy the pictures on either side of that window. Just sayin’.
Landscape Design Failure
This is almost borderline Blair Witch. I’m not sure who failed here, the landscape artiste or the photographer that thought that this pile of stones was worthy of a space in the marketing program. Those aren’t even those semi circle cut stones that join perfectly together. These are just stacked and overlapping like their slices of lunch meat on a tray or something. Aren’t you dying to know if this get up was mentioned in the remarks?
Granite and Stainless Fail?
This fabulous crib is actually offered with granite counters and stainless steel appliances. See how lovely it compliments the blue-light special bar stools and the seashell scalloped wall paper border? That, right there, is cutting edge design. It could barely keep up with the cutting edge photography that missed capturing the granite or the stainless. It’s a light switch. It only moves two directions. I hope the fact that it wasn’t used was due to human error.
Proof That The Cabinet Hinges Work Fail
Do you suppose this is a crime scene of some sort? There has to be an explanation for why the pictures were taken with *every* cabinet open. The island drawers are open! Look, even those little flippy, “here’s where you hide the scratchy pad” doors are open. I got ten bucks that says that the “second wash” soap dispenser door in the dishwasher is even open.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what you’re up against in the cold, cruel world of real estate. You knew that cream always rises to the top but did you know that all you had to do was close the freeking cabinet doors to be the cream?
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This is where I need your help, kids. Have you ever seen a picture in the MLS that just made you shake your head? This is the place where the thought and the photo collide. If you have a photo you’d like to share email to mailto:MLSfailpics@gmail.com. We’ll make you famous and link to your blog.
Thanks to Matt Wilkins, Lisa Sanderson, Paula Henry, Stephen Colbert, Toonces the Cat and Larry “Bud” Melman for making this all possible.
