Fragrant Flowers
“Begonias, roses, creeping pig plants add color” (Not to mention bacon…)
“Windows repaced” (It seems they aren’t the only things marching to the tune of a different drummer.)
“Warrants provided” (Thank you, Barney Fife.)
“Info on insurance clam” (I hear he’s a mere shell of his former self.)
“Serving baked gods” (I’ll have what Bacchus is having.)
Looming Towers
“Safe didtance from electrcal tower” (Obviously not far enough…)
“Enjoy our cooking cass during open” (Did you marinate Cass in teriyaki first?)
“Flowering pants accent porch” (Well that explains the naked clown on a unicycle out front.)
“Hare flip in this area” (He and the clown should take their act on the road.)
“Yard has gone to pot” (Welcome to California – home of Wacky Tabacky.)
Austin Powers
“Fishy smell is not from the plumbing” (I’m sure the dead guy in the pool will be happy to hear that.)
“Old grouch on porch will be hauled away” (That’s what we keep telling Uncle Paddy when he throws his beer cans at the squirrels.)
“Open depend on whether” (Whether or not the seller smacks you upside the head?)
“1031 change” (Umm – what’s left of a twenty after buying a bottle of Beano?)
“Pubic Open 1-4 ” (Maybe that’s where the twenty bucks went.)
That’s it for this week, folks. remember: Spell well and sell.
