It’s party time at the MLS. We’ve got the Stones, Little Richard and even a rabbit. (No, guys – not a Playboy Bunny.) We also owe the L.A. Times and Homes and Land a bit of thanks for adding to the party mix. Okay, throw your keys in a jar, and let’s rock:
Pre-Show Antics Backstage
“Bring current for extra sizzle” (Okay, now lick your finger, and then put in in this socket, and now wait while I flip the switch…)
“Large bunaglow” (I don’t even want to know why someone got a match that close to their big a__.)
“Antique Bass fixture stay” (Yeah, once he’s on a tear, it’s hard to get Ronnie Wood off the tour bus…)
“Great costume closets” (J. Edgar Hoover must be performing live…)
“This is a real crash cow” (Uh, is this how hamburger is supposed to be made?)
“Must show proof of fun” (How ’bout a joint and a bottle of Jack?)
Homage to Real Estate’s Musical Roots:
“Music room w/ pastor views” (Let me guess – the Reverend Little Richard?)
“Bach on market” (Why not – he can’t be any stiffer than Keith Richards.)
“Brand new licting” (Presenting Mick Jagger and Gene Simmons in The Battle of the Tongues.)
“Top half needs work” (Thanks for the critique, dude – but I’ll bet your bottom half aint no Tommy Lee…)
Post Show Observations
“Everything a buyer could hop for” (Maybe if you have a buyer named Harvey the Rabbit…)
“Has good flour plan” (‘Sounds half-baked…unless you want to buy a mill and loaf all day.)
“Leased for residental use” (Free teeth cleaning upon move-in?)
“Shear cutting edge” (Proudly offered by Edward Scissorhands.)
Time to Split
“Subject to clear deer” (Call Ms. Palin – they’ll clear out as soon as they hear, “You betcha…NOW FIRE!”)
