Tales of Mirth, Tales of Glee
Spin Your Tales, Oh Bards of RE
There we were, mesmerized by the sound of the stream, gazing through the trees at nature’s wonder on a beautiful winter morn. The full length screened porch overlooked this idyllic setting, and I believe the would-be vacation homeowners were imagining many future summers there. It was one of those moments when I had a pretty good feeling we’d found ‘the house’. All was quiet except for the sound of the water and the pitter-patter of little feet on the deck and in the house.
We turned to head in take one last pass through the charming cabin, I reached for the door and realized…it’s LOCKED! Two year old child running around inside the house, four year old exploring outside on the deck, and we three grown-ups trapped on the porch. <GULP>
Going through my mind at that moment:
- Why do I all of a sudden have to use the bathroom?
- How will this kid eva figure out how to unlock the door?
- What if the other kid runs off the property or worse still, down to the icy stream?
- Please let my cell phone be in my pocket.
- Why wasn’t I firmer about keeping the children in control?
- Is it discriminatory to not allow children to accompany house showings?
- How much would it cost to have child-harnesses imprinted with my logo?
- Should I order a pizza?
Oh wait. There’s an outside door too. Whew. Never mind.
I know there are a million stories out there about close calls, funny/interesting/scary anecdotes, and other real estate legends. C’mon, share them in the comments!
Funny video most real estate professionals can relate to
Have you ever had a buyer that was so enthusiastic about their potential home that they have a list a mile long of requirements? The front door must face east, the windows must be Pella brand, the carpet must be cut pile berber, it must be within two lots of a fire hydrant, needs to have wooden rods in the closet, not metal and of course the exterior paint must be barn red.
You already know what home they need and will love based on their actual needs and you’re going to show them that house, but in the meantime you may end up feeling a bit like the character in this video that is just so funny, we can all relate to (whether about a buyer or otherwise):
Can you relate? Maybe in a former career or if you’re one of our readers that is a designer first and foremost?
Funniest Realtor parody videos you’ll see all minute, guaranteed!
Who says the phenomenon of funny cat videos and stupid girl falling in a fountain while texting at the mall videos don’t spill over into the real estate world? We’ve highlighted three hilarious real estate videos below that are well worth the ten minutes to watch, even if you’re in the office and have to put headphones on.
Video 1: theagent.tv… the best part is at 2:29… MOVE!
Video 2: I Love You, Man… the best part is the whole clip. If you haven’t seen this horribly inappropriate movie, the lead character is a Realtor. He is awesome.
Video 3: Realtor loves his job. Or something… the best part is at 0:39. Is that the fireplace over there!?
Tell us in comments which video moment caught your eye!
A pig and a poke (The MLS “Menu”)
This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see what’s currently on the menu. I must warn you, you may want to hit the sauce and trim the fat:
I’m In the Mood For Food
“This hame is well stocked.” (Thank you, Porky Pig.)
“Hear is the glolden egg!” (…Which apparently comes scrambled.)
“Counter w/ new pop and fresh” ( Fat little dough boy included.)
“This one has alla the gravy” (Said Carmella Soprano as she proudly served her baked ziti.)
“You’ll marble when you see this beauty” (Bummer. At least Lot’s wife got to be a condiment.)
“We hamdle REOs” (That’s one way to bring home the bacon.)
Ham Fingers…So The Pork Lingers
“Small pad w/ view of peer” (Why go home when you can sleep at the office?)
“This is not a TIC” (…said Jeff Goldblum’s hands.)
“Cabinets w/ polished mental inserts” (Listing w/ punch drunk mental idiot.)
“This is a Short Shale” (Say that five times really fast.)
Is It Happy hour Yet?
“Just done finished floored” (Bottle done, finished agent on floor.)
“Cork floors in bar aria” (Methinks the cork was popped several drinks ago.)
“Stunning hammerred doors” (Offered by stumbling hammered dufus.)
“This condonimiun has all the trimmins” (Sauced agent has the tremorrrrs.)
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