Halloween may be a month away, but the MLS , the LA Times, and our local real estate magazines never disappoint. This week’s offerings include trolls and witches. By the time Halloween arrives, I’m sure a few more skeletons will be leaping out of somebody’s closet! (No, Perez Hilton – not your closet.) Check ’em out:
“Lake cabin under trees – enjoy fishing and haunting” (A place to Reel and Squeal)
“Garage with Trol Shed” (I suspect this is a ‘lake cabin under trees’…)
“Tree louse for kids” (Isn’t the “trol” enough to scare the beejezus out of ’em?)
“Wired for cabal” ( A place to scheme and scream)
“Probait sale – needs cleaning. Crime disclosure” (What a pitch – macabre terms, worms and germs!)
“Levitated pool for the kids” (Good trick – can you also make a kiddie therapist appear?)
Put This on a Tombstone!
“New ho ttub and deck” (Pay ’em and spray ’em)
“Dock with boat rump” (Dock with crack in it?)
“New shitlap siding” (Note to agent: Haste makes Waste.)
“Low price spanks for itself” (Bend over and smell the clover.)
“Original prank floors weed finishing” (A joke and a toke!)
Not a Ghost of a Chance!
“Updated wasted lines” (Outdated, wasted agent.)
“Short Sale – Ready for quack close” (If it walks like a duck…)
“Snoreline view – killer deal” (Better bed than dead.)
“House on golf coarse” (For those who can shoot from the rough…)
Well, If That Didn’t Freak ‘Em Out…
“Great for kids – many parks and tails in the area” (And yet another horror spot just for the kiddies to enjoy – Happy Haunting!)
