Are you guilty of littering the MLS with cast-off listing remarks, egregious misspellings, and idiotic utterances? These MLS bloopers prove that some agents are. Thus, if the shoe fits, wear it…even if it’s the only shoe you have left. Thanks to Michael Jacobs from San Marino for his great contributions. Check these out:
Offers From Idiots
“Please take odd shoes” (That’s nice…if you’re a one-legged buyer.)
“This is a real budget blister” (The real abscess is that thing between your ears.)
“Ask for current” (Proudly offered by Death Row Realty)
“Kooks good” (Obviously your seller thought so when he gave you the listing.)
“New dim room” (That’s your brain, darlin’.)
Offers With Substance
“Can’t shot Sunday” (…due to too many shots Saturday night.)
“NOW! HURRY! DON’T WAIT! SEE MONDAY IN THE POCKET” (…What I see, Speedy, is white stuff up your nose.)
“View from roof” (Excerpt from The Timothy Leary Manual on Sales Pitches…)
Zip That Lip
“Pool off by the big pool” (Thanks for offering, you big tool.)
“Just ass me” (Trust me, that ship has sailed.)
“New collars throughout” (Call Dominatrix Dorothy at 555-M-O-R-O-N.)
The Tudors
“Gorgeous tutor home” (Someone must be hot for teacher.)
“Tooter home on big lot” (Methinks it’s best to keep your tooter in your pants.)
MY FAVES
“Waiting for sext owner” (Well, a sext owner is a happy owner.)
“Kiddies will have balls on trampoline” (OUCH…but I suppose that’s one way to curb population growth.)
