Friday, December 19, 2025

Apple unveils the 7, all the internet can talk about is the stupid AirPods

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Buzzing excitement

Yesterday was the much-anticipated Apple announcement event. Apple unveiled the iPhone and iPhone 7 Plus which boast a touch sensitive home button button, vastly improved cameras and storage, water resistance, and, as we suspected, no headphone jack.

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Partnerships and more

Apple also announced a deal with Nintendo, iOS 10, improved bluetooth protocols, iWork, and a new smartwatch. But before Sia could even take off her gigantic Minnie Mouse bow, the internet had jumped all over the most controversial and “courageous” innovation… the AirPods.

The AirPods include everything you hated about original Apple ear buds but without the cord.

The internet came together in a beautiful unified rainbow of snark. Here’s the best of the best reactions:

“Looks like your ear is smoking a Newport”

“I didn’t even get the AirPods yet, but I already lost them.”

“Found a 20 pack of AirPods already on sale on Amazon.”

“Happy the iPhone 7 is water resistant so I can cry with my $159 AirPods.”

“Courage”

“Courage”

“Courage”

“Courage”

#AirPods

Felix Morgan, Staff Writer
Felix Morgan, Staff Writerhttps://felixmorgan.net
Felix is a writer, online-dating consultant, professor, and BBQ enthusiast. She lives in Austin with two warrior-princess-ninja-superheros and some other wild animals. You can read more of her musings, emo poetry, and weird fiction on her website.

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