Apple unveils the 7, all the internet can talk about is the stupid AirPods

Buzzing excitement

Yesterday was the much-anticipated Apple announcement event. Apple unveiled the iPhone and iPhone 7 Plus which boast a touch sensitive home button button, vastly improved cameras and storage, water resistance, and, as we suspected, no headphone jack.

Partnerships and more

Apple also announced a deal with Nintendo, iOS 10, improved bluetooth protocols, iWork, and a new smartwatch. But before Sia could even take off her gigantic Minnie Mouse bow, the internet had jumped all over the most controversial and “courageous” innovation… the AirPods.

The AirPods include everything you hated about original Apple ear buds but without the cord.

The internet came together in a beautiful unified rainbow of snark. Here’s the best of the best reactions:

looks like your ear is smoking a newport https://t.co/LXMyJhZ88g

— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) September 7, 2016

“Looks like your ear is smoking a Newport”

I didn’t even get the AirPods yet, but I already lost them. pic.twitter.com/nXe4Ng3knW

— Joanna Stern (@JoannaStern) September 7, 2016

“I didn’t even get the AirPods yet, but I already lost them.”

Sick new AirPods pic.twitter.com/PqecU3par7

— Vincent Marcus (@VincentMarcus) September 7, 2016

I found a 20 Pack of #AirPods already on sale on Amazon #AppleEvent https://t.co/5ZjV7bLS3s

— Mitzula (@Mitzula) September 7, 2016

“Found a 20 pack of AirPods already on sale on Amazon.”

Happy the iPhone 7 is water resistant so I can cry with my $159 Airpods #Airpods #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/9DNM0XY54U

— Aliyah? (@_pariiiiis_) September 7, 2016

“Happy the iPhone 7 is water resistant so I can cry with my $159 AirPods.”

At least an IUD has a string. #airpods pic.twitter.com/A6ESwtp3ix

— Wayne (@Toaster_Pastry) September 7, 2016

“Siri, where are my AirPods?”

“Courage.”

— David Neal (@reverentgeek) September 7, 2016

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“Courage”

Courage. Friends don't let friends look like this. Unless you have no friends. #AirPods I still ?? you @jetscott ??? pic.twitter.com/kBJcMV3QtD

— Brian Tong (@briantong) September 7, 2016

$159 for AirPods. But can you really put a price on courage?

— Alex McGregor (@thisismcgregor) September 7, 2016

“Courage”

Courage. #AirPods #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/qGaxVamik8

— Brian Tong (@briantong) September 7, 2016

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“Courage”

Courage. #AirPods pic.twitter.com/Q3pZ3EoOpo

— Mike Monteiro (@monteiro) September 7, 2016

“Courage”

The good news: You'll never have to untangle your ear buds.
The bad news: You'll never find your ear buds.

— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) September 7, 2016

rip my guy aux cord tho

— L.A.S (@SartoriallyInc) September 7, 2016

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Apple making hairdryers? “@JoannaStern: I didn’t even get the AirPods yet, but I already lost them. pic.twitter.com/yhuqYrRDk6”

— David Poole (@linuxlizard) September 7, 2016

#AirPods

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