Just when you think you’ve seen ’em all, a new batch of MLS and real estate advertising bloopers pops up. This group had me in tears:
A Few Good Laughs
“Walk to clinic” (How novel – a sales pitch for those who itch!)
“Good valu for the moaning” (…Oozed the hooker at Hollywood and Vine.)
“Breeze and sunshit” (The sun didn’t sh_t, sweetheart…but that large bird overhead looks quite content.)
“Dip into the pook” (Pook must be code for “tequila.”)
“Style and elephants” (This home must have sold for peanuts.)
Now I Can’t Breathe
“Beutiful Spinach decor” (This gives new meaning to “green building.”)
“Lovely graftsman home” ( …Chirped the tour guide to a rapt group of White House visitors.)
“Lots of chiropractor” (I suggest you call for an adjustment.)
“Buy only one or separately” (Hint: When you’re seeing double, the keg is empty.)
Rolling On The Floor
“Cook off in the pool” (Reason # 1 not to swim while blow-drying your hair.)
“Hellside home” (Sign on the lawn next to Charlie Sheen’s estate.)
“Highin building” (That’s fairly obvious, Sunshine.)
“Colorful generation garden” (It seems to have generated is a nitwit.)
‘Graveful living” (That’s an oxymoron, moron.)
I Think I Wet My Pants
“Owner is licentious agent” – (Well that explains the naked guy in the kitchen.)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well and Sell!
FancyRealEstate
June 24, 2012 at 12:41 pm
@CENTURY21 so funny!!