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MLS blooper marathon: proof or goof

Realtors that don’t proof read their property descriptions in the MLS inevitably end up in the hall of shame here at AGBeat. We hand pick these bloopers in hope that you will be inspired to check yourself before you go and wreck yourself.

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Just when you think you’ve seen ’em all, a new batch of  MLS and real estate advertising bloopers pops up. This group had me in tears:

A Few Good Laughs

“Walk to clinic” (How novel – a sales pitch for those who itch!)

“Good valu for the moaning” (…Oozed the hooker at Hollywood and Vine.)

“Breeze and sunshit”  (The sun didn’t sh_t, sweetheart…but that large bird overhead looks quite content.)

“Dip into the pook” (Pook must be code for “tequila.”)

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“Style and elephants” (This home must have sold for peanuts.)

Now I Can’t Breathe

“Beutiful Spinach decor” (This gives new meaning to “green building.”)

“Lovely graftsman home” ( …Chirped the tour guide to a rapt group of White House visitors.)

“Lots of chiropractor” (I suggest you call for an adjustment.)

“Buy only one or separately” (Hint: When you’re seeing double, the keg is empty.)

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Rolling On The Floor

“Cook off in the pool” (Reason # 1 not to swim while blow-drying your hair.)

“Hellside home” (Sign on the lawn next to Charlie Sheen’s estate.)

“Highin building” (That’s fairly obvious, Sunshine.)

“Colorful generation garden” (It seems to have generated is a nitwit.)

‘Graveful living” (That’s an oxymoron, moron.)

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I Think I Wet My Pants

“Owner is licentious agent” –  (Well that explains the naked guy in the kitchen.)

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well and Sell!

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  1. FancyRealEstate

    June 24, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    @CENTURY21 so funny!!

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